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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

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    I will be preforming ritual seppuku to prove my clients guilt.
    That's the level of commitment of which I was hoping
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    So, Florida or Texas? I think Oregon or Washington state have mutual combat laws, actually allowing for this though.
    Deng. Those last two states should be exciting places to work as a lawyer in
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    Texas is perfect. I'm a resident there. In Oregon they don't even let you tank your own gas.

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

    Jersey is the only state in the U.S where you can't pump your own gas.

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

    Jersey is the only state in the US where people aren't real Americans. You wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing. Essentially, you're muff cabbage.

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

    We should swap Jersey for Puerto Rico

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

    Could probably just sink it with 2-3 torpedos

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

    Akar, have you committed seppuku yet to prove your client's guilt? And if so, is this the first evidence for a ghost typing on a keyboard from beyond the grave? Or did your soul inhabit an infant with instant typing capabilities via the phenomenon of past life memories in children?

    Also, guys, I just want to be the first to say that it is NOT COOL that there is an unsubstantiated rumor floating around that Flinn killed a nurse he was dating and then disturbingly wore her outfit around his home while dancing with her dead body for several days until he decided to bury her in his rose garden. You will definitely not find the decayed remains of a random nurse from Padua, Italy buried in his rose garden with evidence of blunt force trauma to the skull. These rumors are foul and completely uncalled for.

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    Default Re: Enough of the rumor mill

    And even if you COULD find the dead nurse's decaying remains in Flinn's rose garden you wouldn't do any good posting it here. You'd want to go to the proper authorities, and URGENTLY.

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