It's time, you guys, it's time to talk about the toxic masculinity of the ancient Celts.

You know who you are and you know what you've done.

The warrior society of the Celts was inexcusable and they along with Christopher Columbus are officially CANCELLED on Twitter! I mean, just look at these pathetically macho machismo warriors in ancient Greek and Roman artworks and written histories. They have all the signs of toxic hyper-masculinity with overt aggression, pillaging, being bad boys, breaking the law (of the places they invaded), and some of them didn't even wear clothes into battle. They just strolled around naked! Showing off their junk. Gross! Here's one of them, a Roman era remake of a Hellenistic original known as the Dying Galatian from ancient Pergamon in Anatolia. Serves him right, he's toxtic! He's CANCELLED! Cancelled with a puncture wound to the chest by a sword, that is, killed by an ancient Greek who was undoubtedly an ally for women and LGBT folk on Twitter.



Join with me in cancelling the toxic masculinity of Celts, especially including those who defied Caesar and started a huge rowdy riot that he had to disperse at Alesia. The old adage "Boys will be boys" doesn't cut it this time, Vercingetorix! His execution in Rome was well deserved but we need to exhume him once more to cancel him on Twitter. DRAG HIM! DRAG VERCINGETORIX!