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Thread: LEAST violent dog breed?

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    Default LEAST violent dog breed?

    Hey guys I'm looking to get a dog to baby sit my 3 year old nephew while I play violent video games with noise cancelling headphones on (to be clear, the sound plays through the speakers loudly, the headphones are just to drown out the sound of 3 year old crying).

    Which dog breed is the safest and least violent to protect and basically serve as a father/mother figure for this child?

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    Anything with the word "German" in front of it is a good protector.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    Rottweiler. It will kill you the moment you even look at your brother the wrong way.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    Rottweilers are also German dogs.

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    Worse. It's Swabian.

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    Chihuahua.

    Not for the lack of trying though.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Rottweilers are also German dogs.
    You know poodles are German too, right?! Are they good protectors?!

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    A Hot Dog?
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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    You know poodles are German too, right?! Are they good protectors?!

    Yes.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?


    U sure?

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    How sweet, he is helping an Avian find his home.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    His true home, hell.

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    One Avian's home, another's hell.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    a third one's christmas dinner.

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    Hic est enim calix sanguinis mei.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    why isn't my favorite on the list?



    It's majestic, fierce and extremely stupid. No human would be violent with it around.

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    thats a lion with fetal alcohol syndrome

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    I think Snoop Dogg is the safest bet here
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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    isnt he a lion now that seems dangerous

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    Default Re: LEAST violent dog breed?

    I did my civic duty and voted for Pitbull the person. I will also test my theory about him being the least violent by throwing a milk shake at him and calling him a pinhead in public.

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