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    Default VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I am ing livid right now you guys. I'm terribly vexed. And distraught! I simply cannot believe Vice President Mike Pence would do such a thing. He needs to call Steven Seagal and his family this holiday season and apologize right now for the horrible things he just did on a moving train through dark territory where he thought he could get away with it.



    Unspeakable. You need to call your congressional representative RIGHT NOW and demand action, an official censure at the very least for this horrific behavior. Not convinced? He assaults another man here as well and uses extremely foul language while on the same train ride through the mountains of an undisclosed location (WARNING: TOS violation words are up ahead, so pursue the following link with extreme caution, won't even post the actual video directly due to this disgusting filth):

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    Impeachment of Donald J. Trump for bribery/extortion of Ukraine for political gain and domestic election tampering is serious business, but this is something else entirely. Mike Pence is a monster and apparently a mercenary soldier who kept kids locked up in his basement under the stairs during the early 1990s. He also killed a black man! And he clearly kills his own dog here on accident, but he has failed to disclose this to the public. What else is Mike Pence hiding from us?


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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I guess this is as good a place as any for me to officially resign from the vice presidency of the united states

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I blame video games, Democrats and same sex marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    I guess this is as good a place as any for me to officially resign from the vice presidency of the united states
    I KNEW IT! You've always given me that creepy government spook vibe, Akar, or should I say MIKE PENCE, and now I'm only glad to confirm my suspicions were accurate. SHAME ON YOU! What did Steven Seagal ever do to you to deserve this sort of reckless behavior, physical assault and endangerment? Go on, Silver Fox, fess up to these crimes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    I blame video games, Democrats and same sex marriage.
    That's strange, because I blame air hockey games, the Green Party, and Saudi Arabian child marriages.

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    What can I say, Seagal has always been.....

    Under Siege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    What can I say, Seagal has always been.....

    Under Siege.
    That he has, it seems to happen to him a lot. How could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times?

    That being said, HOW DARE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE DISGUSTING PIG OF A MONSTER! YOU SHOULD BE RAILROADED AND STRUNG UP LIKE MUSSOLINI AND HOUNDED IN THE STREETS. GOD HELP YOU IF ANARCHY COMES TO THE USA. IF YOU WEREN'T THE VICE PRESIDENT WITH SECRET SERVICE PROTECTING YOU SO HELP HIM SEAGAL WOULD GO NAVY SEAL ON YOUR ASS AND HAND YOUR ASS BACK TO YOU ON A PLATTER. YOU SHOULD BE IMPEACHED ALONG WITH TRUMP, ONLY IN A DIFFERENT IMPEACHMENT TRIAL TO HANDLE THESE NEW OFFENSES. YOU SHOULD GO DOWN IN FLAMES. YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL. YOU SHOULD TAKE A WALK OFF A BRIDGE OR A CLIFF, TO SPARE YOURSELF FROM THE COMING STORM, BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO REAP THE WHIRLWIND, MY FRIEND. CONSIDER THIS A WARNING, MR. VICE PRESIDENT, THAT YOUR DAYS OF COLD BLOODED MURDER, HIDING KIDNAPPED CHILDREN UNDER YOUR STAIRS, AND HIJACKING TRAINS ARE OVER. BY THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD YOU WILL BE SMOTE ON THE MOUNTAINTOP AND ALL SHALL BEAR WITNESS THE FALSE IDOL THAT YOU HAVE EMBODIED. GOOD DAY, SIR, I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    Didn't watch either of the vids, but I'd wager the good guys only won because of their second amendment rights

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I am currently exercising my second amendment right as we speak

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I am exercising the fifth right as we speak

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I wish you would exercize it more liberally and more effectively.

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I wish you weren't so mean to me all the time

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I wish I didn't have to be so mean but you don't learn through positive reinforcement, doofus.

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    I don't get the concept of this thread. What does Pence have to do with those videos.

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    I am currently exercising my second amendment right as we speak
    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    I am exercising the fifth right as we speak
    And yet none of you constitutional scholars seem to realize I'm exercising my 13th, 19th, and 21st amendment rights by slamming shots of tequila at a bar with a black chick who just got back from the voting booth and just so happens to be into bedroom bondage on her own volition and by her own personal choice. Welcome to America.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ferdiad View Post
    I don't get the concept of this thread. What does Pence have to do with those videos.
    Um, are you blind, Ferdiad? It's clearly Mike Pence in each and every one of them! Just look at him! Here he is on multiple occasions breaking the TOS of TWC, so warning, this is not the language your mother wants you to hear:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    Son of a I need to take advantage of these amendments too. I've got to find me a buxom black broad and a big bottle of brandy.

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    not sure tbh, he looks more like a standin for a US pres in a movie

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    The fact that YOU are exercising those amendments has me suspect that you are the black broad.

    Anyway... 18th amendment best amendment you heard it here first

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    The fact that YOU are exercising those amendments has me suspect that you are the black broad.

    Anyway... 18th amendment best amendment you heard it here first
    It's always been my dream to be a black broad! Now I've finally achieved it thanks to you.

    On another note, with the crude tude displayed by Mike Pence in the video evidence above, I think it might be safe to say he has more toxic masculinity than all the Celts combined, per my other thread about toxic masculinity.

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    100% chance Pence is a diddler

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    Default Re: VP Mike Pence needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY

    He calls his wife Mommy, I trust this man implicitly.

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