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    News has just come in that Christmas has been canceled. This is reportedly due to the mysterious and wicked machinations of the Hexagon Council. Reports are still coming in and information will be provided as it arrives. Thank you for your patience.

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    I want my money back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM

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    Goddamn heretics finally did it!

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    in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.....on christmas!

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    burn in hell ya filthy heretics, and a happy new year!

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    No matter where you are, no matter what you are doing, no matter who you are, rejoice and rembmer that Grandfather Christmas loves you.
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    Default Re: Christmas Canceled

    I wish I had a stomach mouth

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    or a butt mouth for max efficiency

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    Heretic - Christmas is never cancelled! We should Hexagon you instead.

    Merry Christmas everyone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    or a butt mouth for max efficiency
    he already does. Will you recommend him a penile nose next?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM

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    Why? Do you wish him to drown himself for self pleasure? He might as well get balls under both feet

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    Finally I'll be able to accomplish my ball crushing fetish without anyones assistance.


    Freedom at last!

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    I celebrated Christmas.

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    I'm confused...

    Tseb eht Lla,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welsh Dragon View Post
    Tseb eht Lla,
    Both me and Google translate are confused...

    Happy (maybe not cancelled) Christmas anyway!


    I think I'm about to go and eat a whole Turkey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by makanyane View Post
    Both me and Google translate are confused...

    Happy (maybe not cancelled) Christmas anyway!


    I think I'm about to go and eat a whole Turkey!
    Well at least now I'm not the only one whose confused...

    All you need to do is
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    read it from right to left.


    And Merry Christmas to you Mak and all on Total War Centre.

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    It might be cancelled, but we in the persecuted underground lairs are still celebrating it anyway. Merry Christmas you filthy animals! And a happy New Year.

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    In my house, Jesus came. Two times. It was a big load of presents.

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    Twice in a row? Wow. I've heard it usually takes him three days to rise again.

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    Holy Water is a hell of a drug.

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