Everyone who responds to this thread now sexually identifies as Canadian

[Roma_Victrix]

If you respond to this thread, that means you are no longer male or female, but Canadian, otherwise known as the Butt Sex, which can include various genders, but they are neither purely male or female or both. In fact, people who can be sexually identified as Canadians usually fall well outside the intersex community, where they receive much persecution for being Canadian. From this day forth we shall afford you the full rights that you deserve and we the TWC community will forever refer to you as "Canuck" instead of mister or miss, he or she. It's okay, Canucks, you can come out of hiding now! It's time to be loud and proud about your identity!

[Akar]

this thread is inappropriate

[Roma_Victrix]

this thread is inappropriate

Whatever you say, Canadian.

[Cookiegod]

This insult only works on Americans. If you want to be really mean, you should call people Swabian, or, even worse, *shudder*, the other Sw-word.

[Ferdiad]

Objection. Canadians are just americans that feel like maple syrup is worth more taxes.

[Sir Adrian]

Does this mean I have to sing Oh Canada every-time I poop

[Akar]

That you don't already is very suspect

[HannibalExMachina]

now waht is this aboot eh

900 × 1350

[Sir Adrian]

The guy on the left exercises properly. The others are a shame to Canada

[Akar]

now waht is this aboot eh

900 × 1350

i am canadian now

[irontaino]

After seeing this thread, a plate of poutine appeared in front of me which I scarfed down like a hoser, eh.

[Roma_Victrix]

After seeing this thread, a plate of poutine appeared in front of me which I scarfed down like a hoser, eh.

Poutine is delicious, which is a sure sign that nationality wise I'm an American but sexually *French* Canadian, which is a whole other ballpark from regular Canadian.

now waht is this aboot eh

True fact: this is Canada's elite mounty special forces team assembling for war as they are called to duty to fight in Afghanistan in yet another one of Murica's wars.

Does this mean I have to sing Oh Canada every-time I poop

You can get away with it once or twice, but making a habit of not singing it means something has gone terribly wrong. Chugging maple syrup aught to fix the problem, though.

[Ukiah]

[Akar]

mods ban

[Sir Adrian]

I've seen people get permabanned for less.

[Akar]

i've seen people get hex for worse

[Ferdiad]

Greatest debate of our time.

[Akar]

Well, not *your* time you ol dirt bag

[Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ]

Je suis Québécois.

[Akar]

Ich bin ein Quebecois