The thread where we say Gladiator (2000) quotes at each other to form a conversation

[Roma_Victrix]

Will they fight, sir?

[Ferdiad]

I can't remember this movie, someone feed me lines.

[Cookiegod]

I can't remember this movie, someone feed me lines.

"No."
"Yes."
"Ugh."
"Hmpf."
"Hiyyyaah!"

Those are the ones I remember.

Personally I have never gotten over the fact how unhistoric those grain fields were.

[Roma_Victrix]

I can't remember this movie, someone feed me lines.

Oh, you should see the Colosseum, Ferdiad. Fifty-thousand Romans... watching every movement of your sword... willing you to make that killer blow. The silence before you strike and the noise afterwards. It rises. It rises up... like a storm. As if you were the thunder god himself.

Personally I have never gotten over the fact how unhistoric those grain fields were.

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line!

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Have I missed it? Have I missed the battle?

[Roma_Victrix]

Have I missed it? Have I missed the battle?

You have missed the war!

Now embrace me as my son...And bring an old man another blanket.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

You have missed the war!

Now embrace me as my son...And bring an old man another blanket.

Father. I would have butcher the whole world... if you would only love me!

[Roma_Victrix]

Father. I would have butcher the whole world... if you would only love me!

Your fault as a son...is my failure as a father! ...Also, OPEN THE GATES, PROXIMO! DO YOU WANT TO DIE, OLD MAN?

[Dismounted Feudal Knight]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

My history's a little bit hazy Cassius, but didn't the barbarians lose the Battle of Carthage?

[Dick Cheney.]

uSuthu!

[makanyane]

Shadows and dust.

[Roma_Victrix]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

I know that you would die for honor, for Rome, for the memory of your ancestors. But as for me? I'm an entertainer.

My history's a little bit hazy Cassius, but didn't the barbarians lose the Battle of Carthage?

Yes, sire, forgive me, sire.

[Looks again at Cookiegod's post.] THE BARBARIAN...HORDE!!!!

Shadows and dust.

The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it's the sand of the coliseum.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it's the sand of the coliseum.

I call it love, Gracchus. The people are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...

[Roma_Victrix]

I call it love, Gracchus. The people are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...

Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire? Sometimes it makes the blade stick.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will.

[Roma_Victrix]

No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will.

I don't pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I don't pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people.

I doubt if any of the people eat so well as you, Gracchus. Or have such splendid mistresses, Gaius.

[Roma_Victrix]

I doubt if any of the people eat so well as you, Gracchus. Or have such splendid mistresses, Gaius.

I did not pay good money for your company, I paid it so I could profit from your deaths!

My wife is preparing food. My daughters carry water from the river. Will I ever see them again? I think not.

[Maximinus Thrax]

What do you want? Hmm? Girl? Boy?