The thread where we say Gladiator (2000) quotes at each other to form a conversation

[Roma_Victrix]

What do you want? Hmm? Girl? Boy?

How can I reward Rome’s greatest general? ...Enough of politics. Let us pretend that you are a loving daughter, and I am a good father.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

This is a pleasant fiction, is it not?

[Roma_Victrix]

This is a pleasant fiction, is it not?

You really think people are going to be seduced by that?

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more.

[Akar]

do not talk about me like that

[Roma_Victrix]

do not talk about me like that

Well, no one has earned it more. Don’t get too comfortable, I may call on you before long. I shall sacrifice a hundred bulls to honor your triumph.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Save the bulls. Honor Maximus. He won the battle.

[Akar]

i hope this thread gets locked soon

[Roma_Victrix]

i hope this thread gets locked soon

At my signal, unleash hell.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I have been told of a certain sea snake which has a very unusual method of attracting its prey. It will lie at the bottom of the ocean as if wounded. Then its enemies will approach, and yet it will lie quite still. And then its enemies will take little bites of it, and yet it remains still.

[paleologos]

i hope this thread gets locked soon

"Am I not merciful?"
Shall exclaim the moderator who obliges.

[Roma_Victrix]

I have been told of a certain sea snake which has a very unusual method of attracting its prey. It will lie at the bottom of the ocean as if wounded. Then its enemies will approach, and yet it will lie quite still. And then its enemies will take little bites of it, and yet it remains still.

So, we will lie still, and let our enemies [the mods] come to us and nibble.

"Am I not merciful?"
Shall exclaim the moderator who obliges.

And as for you, you will love me as I have loved you. You will provide me with an heir of true blood, so that Commodus and his progency will rule for a thousand years [over the Thema Devia, suck it losers].

[Cookiegod]

Everyone who responds to this thread is a bad person.

[Akar]

Wont someone rid me of this turbulent thread?

[Roma_Victrix]

Wont someone rid me of this turbulent thread?

I did not say I knew him I said he touched me on the shoulder once!

Everyone who responds to this thread is a bad person.

I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all". All a man can do is smile back.

[Akar]

i thought i killed this thread damnit

[Roma_Victrix]

i thought i killed this thread damnit

That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for Rome!

I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough.

[Akar]

for s sake

[paleologos]

That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for Rome!

I guess nothing is enough for Rome (Victrix).

I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough.

Our peace and joy is what you kill...
And we indulge it.
For TWC's sake.

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Are we not merciful?