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    Icon4 Santa doesn't exist.

    It's true. I just found out.
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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    Or is that what he just wants you to think...?!

    THE PLOT THICKENS!

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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    Santa Claus no longer exists because he was kidnapped and murdered by Mr. Oogie Boogie, who took Ms. Claus and all the North Pole worker elves too and is now raping them for decades and decades and decades and decades in his hidden lair outside the town of Halloween. I have the video surveillance evidence of that right here:


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    Just the American Santa Claus isn't real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Just the American Santa Claus isn't real.
    The only version that actually is real is the Grandfather Frost from the Soviet Union, Ded Moroz (Дед Мороз).

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    The German one is quite real, let me assure you. I have the scars to show it.

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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    He exists, it's me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flinn View Post
    He exists, it's me!
    You're fake. I can prove it.
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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    dude, you know who's my pal, right?



    You can only prove what he wants you to prove.. don't challenge him
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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flinn View Post
    dude, you know who's my pal, right?
    I'm his pal.

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    You can only prove what he wants you to prove.. don't challenge him
    Truth will soon come to light.
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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    not in this world man, not in this world

    here's the definitive proof

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    Default Re: Santa doesn't exist.

    You people have no idea. Fear DIAMAT! He is the true son of Putin.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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    ah man, we should really make a duo me and you, and replace the two old rascals.. if anything, I'm sure we would be less greedy (well sort of )
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    I wanna be gay for you.

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    I actually have several connections to both Putin and other high ranking Russian figures, including Navalny and oil oligarchs. I'm not even joking.
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    I Shot out of Putin's . I'm not even joking.

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    U do look like it. Not even joking.

    Just kidding.
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    Well, my mom and Putin both were living in Dresden in 1987, the year of my birth. Not even joking. I've never met my biological father.

    Now bow before me.

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    Bunch of liars, all of you - SANTA IS REAL! I saw him!
    Ja mata, TosaInu. Forever remembered.

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    Listen to this guy, "Santa doesn't exist." What's next? You gonna try to say the Easter Bunny or Sasquatch aren't real?
    Fact:Apples taste good, and you can throw them at people if you're being attacked
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