It's true. I just found out.
Santa Claus no longer exists because he was kidnapped and murdered by Mr. Oogie Boogie, who took Ms. Claus and all the North Pole worker elves too and is now raping them for decades and decades and decades and decades in his hidden lair outside the town of Halloween. I have the video surveillance evidence of that right here:
Just the American Santa Claus isn't real.
The German one is quite real, let me assure you. I have the scars to show it.
He exists, it's me!
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dude, you know who's my pal, right?
You can only prove what he wants you to prove.. don't challenge him
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not in this world man, not in this world
here's the definitive proof
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You people have no idea. Fear DIAMAT! He is the true son of Putin.
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ah man, we should really make a duo me and you, and replace the two old rascals.. if anything, I'm sure we would be less greedy (well sort of )
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I wanna be gay for you.
I Shot out of Putin's . I'm not even joking.
Well, my mom and Putin both were living in Dresden in 1987, the year of my birth. Not even joking. I've never met my biological father.
Now bow before me.
Bunch of liars, all of you - SANTA IS REAL! I saw him!
Ja mata, TosaInu. Forever remembered.
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Listen to this guy, "Santa doesn't exist." What's next? You gonna try to say the Easter Bunny or Sasquatch aren't real?
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