Just for one day...

**Flinn** · November 21, 2019, 06:04 AM

Ok few days actually

It happens that today it's my 40th birthday, can you believe that I just arrived at 1/3rd of my life???

However, since I'm in a good mood, each of you will be allowed to ask me one question, only one per person mind you, and I'll answer you honestly (well, sort of).. this' a chance you won't have again, I've reincarnated like 25 times, so I pretty much know everything... just don't ask me what happened with Kennedy, because he really doesn't like when I talk about him!

**Akar** · November 21, 2019, 06:45 AM

Did you rig the CMS blogging competition?

**Flinn** · November 21, 2019, 07:04 AM

no really, no; it was just your entry that was terrible

ok I have to be honest.. yes paleo bribed me .. I didn't know you where going to post such a great artwork, otherwise I wouldn't have accepted that chest full of gummy bears.. sigh, I've got an issue with them

**Akar** · November 21, 2019, 07:08 AM

I still think I deserve some sort of participation prize or something. At the very least a silver scribes quill would be appreciated.

**Diamat** · November 21, 2019, 08:21 AM

Where do human babies really come from?

**Flinn** · November 21, 2019, 08:49 AM

definitely, not holes, that's something for birds

to be honest with you, it really depends on where you are from, I was born in a spaceship, during the collapse of a black hole. Terrans, most probably they are coming from below a cabbage, or a mound of manure.. either way, it's always a place that stinks...

**Akar** · November 21, 2019, 08:56 AM

I believe the proper term is "Cloaca"

**paleologos** · November 21, 2019, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by Flinn

...yes paleo bribed me...
...otherwise I wouldn't have accepted that chest full of gummy bears...

Considering I got "that chest full of gummy bears" from Akar as a bribe to conjure up his entry, it really did not cost me anything.

**Cookiegod** · November 21, 2019, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Flinn

I was born in a spaceship, during the collapse of a black hole.

I am beta enough to know that black holes don't collapse, but are the result of stars collapsing.

Edit: They don't prolapse either, if any of you wondered.

**Akar** · November 21, 2019, 12:13 PM

just a reminder guys this thread is to celebrate Flinn's 40th birthday and not to call me out for my electoral misconduct, thanks

**AqD** · November 21, 2019, 01:04 PM

What are you hiding from us?

**Ferdiad** · November 21, 2019, 03:09 PM

Does Hex realise they're illegitime oligarchy lacks the support of the people and will collapse at any moment thus leading to a glorious era like none before?

**Akar** · November 21, 2019, 08:47 PM

I am hiding nothing except my jubilation at Flinn's ever approaching death due to inevitable organ failure.

Originally Posted by Ferdiad

Does Hex realise they're illegitime oligarchy lacks the support of the people and will collapse at any moment thus leading to a glorious era like none before?

"realise they're illegitime"

**Diamat** · November 22, 2019, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by Flinn

definitely, not holes, that's something for birds

Only the eggs come from holes. The eggs are summoning devices. Over the course of several days, we invoke the Meloncat to send an Avian spirit into the egg, upon which the growth of an Avian child begins.

**Flinn** · November 22, 2019, 02:44 AM

I gave you the opportunity to draw from my knowledge and what did you do, you betas??

**Akar** · November 22, 2019, 04:12 AM

why havent you nominated me for loincloth/citizenship yet, dingus?

**Roma_Victrix** · November 22, 2019, 04:51 AM

Why has God chosen to flood St Marks Square in Venice, one of the most pristine and beautiful urban landscapes in the world? Or was he just drunk, high on angel dust or simply smoking reefer - the devil's weed - with Satan out in the alleyway behind Heaven and not paying attention?

**Flinn** · November 22, 2019, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Akar

why havent you nominated me for loincloth/citizenship yet, dingus?

Because I hate you, and you stink. Other than this, you haven't even tried to bribe me, which is totally bogus.. do I have to say again who my hero is?

Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix

Why has God chosen to flood St Marks Square in Venice, one of the most pristine and beautiful urban landscapes in the world? Or was he just drunk, high on angel dust or simply smoking reefer - the devil's weed - with Satan out in the alleyway behind Heaven and not paying attention?

He was at holidays.. well sort of... people from Veneto have the nice habit of putting one word every 5 curses when they speak, so they are not really good at making prayers

edit:

Originally Posted by AqD

What are you hiding from us?

Is this actually a real question? You can do better..