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    A military coup is currently taking place in the Thema Devia. Due to the recent allegations of voter fraud and poll rigging in the CMS blogging competition the local militia here in the Thema Devia has seized control of the bridges and the roads and the whatnots until our demands are met.

    1: Independent investigation into the allegations of rigging by Flinn, a.k.a "Flim Flam" a.k.a "Finn" a.k.a "Dicheimmer Wroclaw" by an independent commission comprised of non-citizen investigators.

    2: As head of the military and therefor highest ranking member on this forum we demand that General Brewster take full charge immediately

    3. Retraction of the mischaracterization of rioters as protesters. We are rioters, hear us riot. The riot is the language of the unheard.

    4. Execute (most) Hex members

    5. Institution of a "Kangaroo Court" comprised of actual Kangaroos paid for by the money repatriated from ex-Hex members and their estates that will serve as a Supreme court above the Curia and Hex.

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    Support. Lets overthrow this Evil Empire



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    Default Re: Military Coup (RIOT)

    This would be a great application of the proposed "Participation Medal"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    2: As head of the military and therefor highest ranking member on this forum we demand that General Brewster take full charge immediately.
    The revolutionary authorities declare that the arbitrarily self-appointed spokesperson Akar no longer represents the protesters and from now on should be viewed and treated as a deposed provocateur. In fact, he's a double-agent of the Ancien Régime, whose goal is to embarrass the popular uprising, by mixing up the adverbs therefore and therefor.

    I repeat this is not a coup.



    Αctually, as we speak, hundreds of self-aware members, including the most innocent and sensitive toddlers, defend the legitimacy of the protests and enlighten foreign citizens, who have been negatively influenced by hostile propaganda.

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    Dear world,

    As I write this I'm very sad excited... Our president has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent Sultan Abdülmecid I. ALL HAIL ABDÜLMECID I AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW CALIPHATE!

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    Are kangaroos in a kangaroo court capable of verbal or, more likely, non-verbal communication that could convey at least binary choices like up or down votes, confirmation or denial? Perhaps trial by combat with kangaroo boxers in boxing gloves, with a punch thrown versus a punch withheld indicating either a yes or no answer?

    If so I would be in favor of this coup. However, if this cannot be sufficiently answered, I will have to abstain, as I do not think kangaroos can be fully trusted. I mean, have you seen their views about dogs and the way they treat Australian pet owners?


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    You think you'll put us down that easily?! You'll have to kill all of us them to stop the revolution!

    Remember folks, "The riot is the language of the unheard. Also abdul is butt face" -MLK

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    support, but only if you allow me to behead Hader

    it won't be the first time that I die, been there, seen that.. remember the Sphinx?
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    We want a minimum of two Hexes beheaded, can not be Alwyn or Caillagh (they are lovely). Act early if you don't want this chaos to continue.

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    I think if we behead Hader twice that would be okay with me

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    Oppose.

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    Once again the birds show their willingness to throw their feathers in with devil worshipers and facists. When will enough be enough?

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    What's wrong with fascism?

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    It's just downright facist thats what

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    As long as it means the oppression of the likes of you, then I fully support fascism.

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    They'll come for you next, Bird. Sic semper tyrannis.

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    The Green Eyed Devil protects me.

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    In the end the Green Eyed Jesus will come out victorious

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    Any coloured titles will henceforth be subject do a peoples tribunal where all crimes and misdeeds will be laid bare
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