Re: Military Coup (RIOT)
Originally Posted by
Akar
2: As head of the military and therefor highest ranking member on this forum we demand that General Brewster take full charge immediately.
The revolutionary authorities declare that the arbitrarily self-appointed spokesperson Akar no longer represents the protesters and from now on should be viewed and treated as a deposed provocateur. In fact, he's a double-agent of the Ancien Régime, whose goal is to embarrass the popular uprising, by mixing up the adverbs therefore and therefor.
I repeat this is not a coup.
Αctually, as we speak, hundreds of self-aware members, including the most innocent and sensitive toddlers, defend the legitimacy of the protests and enlighten foreign citizens, who have been negatively influenced by hostile propaganda.
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Letter published to the United Nations Assembly and written by Anna, average cute 9-years old
Dear world,
As I write this I'm very sad excited... Our president has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent Sultan Abdülmecid I. ALL HAIL ABDÜLMECID I AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW CALIPHATE!
Sincerely,
little girl