Make Disney Great Again

[Akar]

I've found out today that the child's cartoon "Dumbo" by the "Walt Disney Corporation" is full of harmful and racist stereotypes and caricatures of coloreds. I mean, just look at these crows.

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Apparently, the one that's talking is even named "Jim Crow".

Nowadays Disney won't even touch coloreds with a 10 ft pole. When did Disney stop having the balls to discuss serious topics like race and how birds are? When will Disney be great again, and who will Make Disney Great Again?

[AqD]

Are you saying Disney was trying to raise the awareness that the existence of low-IQ dumb funny looking crows is an insult to black people?

I agree we should move all birds from the sky into our ovens.

[Akar]

I second that motion and would like to motion for those aforementioned birds to be relocated to my stomach after they serve their time in the oven.

[Diamat]

There is nothing wrong with a racist crow.

As for Disney's current decline, this is certainly true. One of the best Disney movies, imo, was the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Imagine such a movie nowadays. It covers serious topics such as: ethnic cleansing (Frollo wants to kill all the gypsies), infanticide, sexual obsession, using religion to serve your own selfish needs, the cruelty of humans in treating those who look different, burning a family alive, etc.

[Akar]

Not to mention the most offensive topics it covers: the suggestion that the physically disabled are worthy of love

[Roma_Victrix]

Not to mention the most offensive topics it covers: the suggestion that the physically disabled are worthy of love

Ew! Gross! The handicapped think they have the right to affection now? We should all just look the other way and let Judge Claude Frollo take care of business for a day, before intervening when it's too late to wag our finger at him.

As for Jim Crow and his gang of crows, I would say they are hopelessly out of touch. I mean, hello? Do they even support BLM? Their movie being made in 1941 at the onset of WWII is no excuse for them not to see into the future and see how monstrous they are for not being woke enough for the current generation and ones that will come afterward. I am a firm believer in the rule of anachronisms and refuse to acknowledge any and all historical context for anything. Next up, I demand that we also tear down all statues of Julius Caesar because of the horrible amputations he ordered for thousands of baguette eating Frenchmen. Caesar is CANCELLED and he's total trash.

[Akar]

#CrowLivesMatter #NotAllCrows

[Cookiegod]

As for Disney's current decline, this is certainly true. One of the best Disney movies, imo, was the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Imagine such a movie nowadays. It covers serious topics such as: ethnic cleansing (Frollo wants to kill all the gypsies), infanticide, sexual obsession, using religion to serve your own selfish needs, the cruelty of humans in treating those who look different, burning a family alive, etc.

Victor Hugo was a right wing incel (by French standards) and his works and any adaptations of them should be banned and burned, and a new movie be made with Will Smith as the Hunchback.

Not to mention the most offensive topics it covers: the suggestion that the physically disabled are worthy of love

The writer had some very selfish agenda with that.
Honestly nothing left me more emotionally scarred from Paris than seeing this hunchback's saggy teets.

[AqD]

Ew! Gross! The handicapped think they have the right to affection now?

Nah, where did you guys get that? The idea is that they can always try, but love is apparently not blind.

We should all just look the other way and let Judge Claude Frollo take care of business for a day, before intervening when it's too late to wag our finger at him.

And people certainly did, until the captain went against him, surely for his own career advancement. Nevertheless, the monster is not a captain and he did nothing except running and hiding.

So, the moral of story is that despite all the injustices they received, it's best to endure in silence until miracle happens, which certainly will. Very typical for a religious brainwashing material.

[Akar]

Love is only blind if you gouge out her eyes

[AqD]

Stop encouraging people!

[Akar]

Hey, everyone, gouge out AqD's eyes!

[AqD]

That would not help you, Hunchback.

[Akar]

It would make me feel better though

[Cookiegod]

"A second pair of eyes can't hurt." - A now blinded cop when I was at the police.

[Ukiah]

Bring back the no-pants fashion.

[Ferdiad]

it's called PCP-esque in certain quarters

[Akar]

I don't think I've ever worn pants, to be honest

[Ferdiad]

That is well known in my part of the world