Yes I'm an Alpha, deal with that. You puny little rascals don't even imagine what being an Alpha means, I bet on that. You can try to prove me wrong if you dare, but you'll never be as Alpha as I am, because:
- I eat with bare hands, living creatures included
- I drink from the skulls of my enemies, mostly nuns' ones
- I'm almost as wide as am I tall, 1:1
- my beard hosts 237 different species of lethal bacteria (plus an unauthorized disco, but they pay me the rent)
- my car's tank is loaded with curses and it only starts if I sacrifice a TDevian on the engine
- women fall for me, especially after I shot them in the legs
- I once ruled over the Egypt with the name of Dude-Hotep I
the list is still long, but an Alpha never ends something..
You got the point, show me where you are on the Great Pyramid of Life!