Show me the Alpha Male (or Female) that you are!

[Flinn]

Yes I'm an Alpha, deal with that. You puny little rascals don't even imagine what being an Alpha means, I bet on that. You can try to prove me wrong if you dare, but you'll never be as Alpha as I am, because:

- I eat with bare hands, living creatures included
- I drink from the skulls of my enemies, mostly nuns' ones
- I'm almost as wide as am I tall, 1:1
- my beard hosts 237 different species of lethal bacteria (plus an unauthorized disco, but they pay me the rent)
- my car's tank is loaded with curses and it only starts if I sacrifice a TDevian on the engine
- women fall for me, especially after I shot them in the legs
- I once ruled over the Egypt with the name of Dude-Hotep I

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the list is still long, but an Alpha never ends something..

You got the point, show me where you are on the Great Pyramid of Life!

[Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ]

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I can't prove that I'm an Alpha because I'm intimidated by that picture of Carlo Pedersoli, I'm more like his trusted side-kick Don Matteo, clearly a Beta.

- I eat with bare hands, living creatures included
- I drink from the skulls of my enemies, mostly nuns' ones

I have some nice cutlery and other utensils if you need.

- I'm almost as wide as am I tall, 1:1

Golden ratio right there folks.

- my beard hosts 237 different species of lethal bacteria (plus an unauthorized disco, but they pay me the rent)

Can I interest you in some razors?

- women fall for me, especially after I shot them in the legs

Well, if leg shooting works why change it...

the list is still long, but an Alpha never ends something..

Of course, that's clearly an Omega's job.

[Akar]

I'm alpha, you can bet on it

[Roma_Victrix]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I am an alpha, because not only do I possess Anthony Rendon every time he scores a home run like he just did in the final game of the World Series, but this is actual footage of me going back in time to possess the general Baji Rao I of the Maratha Empire, leading the men in a ritual war dance to celebrate the smashing and the crushing of our beta foes. Step aside and stand in awe, beta bystander, and revere the ground I walk on with my dancing skills.

[Cookiegod]

I'm THE Alpha because I regularly assert dominance by insulting and yelling at people. Everyone knows this is a sign of strength.

I'm alpha, you can bet on it

You're not even alpha troll.

[Flinn]

@ Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ, man with a nickname like the one you have one can only really be an Alpha

@ Roma,

I'm alpha, you can bet on it

I'm THE Alpha because I regularly assert dominance by insulting and yelling at people. Everyone knows this is a sign of strength.
You're not even alpha troll.

you two, kiddos, you need to do something better .. you are not even betas.. come back to me once you'll have a millennial monument celebrating your glory for the eternity, and we can start to talk..

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[Cookiegod]

you are not even betas..

gamma is deadlier than both alpha and beta.

[Diamat]

I'm an alpha because people are scared of me. That's why they don't talk to me. Yes, that's why. Certainly that's why. Yes. Indeed. Truly. Right. Good.

[King Athelstan]

Only a beta needs to out loud say they are an alpha to impress others

[Akar]

diamat is a bird

yeah i said it, what you gonna do about it boyo?

[Cookiegod]

Only a beta needs to out loud say they are an alpha to impress others

Norway is Scandinavia's beta.

[King Athelstan]

Kamelåså

[Cookiegod]

Kamelåså

HMMM?
I don't understand what he's saying.

[AqD]

I'm an alpha because people are scared of me. That's why they don't talk to me.

We don't talk to food.

[Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ]

@ Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ, man with a nickname like the one you have one can only really be an Alpha

Yup, I have two capital Alpha's in my nickname, this Alpha male is back!!!

@RomaVictrix Das Amazin... So many words...

I'm alpha, you can bet on it

I'm THE Alpha because I regularly assert dominance by insulting and yelling at people. Everyone knows this is a sign of strength.

I'm an alpha because people are scared of me. That's why they don't talk to me. Yes, that's why. Certainly that's why. Yes. Indeed. Truly. Right. Good.

Baydas...

Only a beta needs to out loud say they are an alpha to impress others

Amazin... Spoken like a true beta!

[Diamat]

diamat is a bird

yeah i said it, what you gonna do about it boyo?

And I still got a bigger ______ than you.

[Akar]

Cloaca?

[Diamat]

No. You are have a bigger one than I.

[AqD]

We need to set a few rules here since there is a serious discussion! I'll start:

- Alpha should not walk, as the basic rule for all non-slaves in the great Arsacid empire.



You can't even be a beta if you don't ride. I believe that disqualifies everyone but me here.

[Sir Adrian]

I jaywalk.