Whats the worst thing you've ever done?

[AqD]

Nothing wrong with that. Pretty sure our shared hostility toward bugs is a self defense mechanism.

I only regret killing a rat.

[Ukiah]

I regret smashing against a bunch of fireflies on my face while I was riding my bicycle.

[Akar]

did you at least glow afterwards?

[AqD]

Do you feel sorry to your face, or you regret not smashing them again until they explode like fireworks?

[Roma_Victrix]

This one time, I poisoned five of my sons in a row, killed my wife, mother, and a large group of their friends with a timed explosive. Afterwards I killed my nephew and brother with hidden sniper fire, then married the grieving mother of the nephew while having an affair with my barely legal niece who just turned 18. Then I found out I had a sixth biological son, so I tracked him down, dismembered him, and sent him piece by piece in the mail to a totally other ex-wife who I had previously divorced before all these murders. Oh, then I hijacked a school bus filled with elementary school kids and drove it off a cliff, but I survived by leaping out at the last moment. I also enjoy painting and bird watching.

[Akar]

Those are pretty much the only hobbies you can do from your cell in ADX Florence I imagine.

[Cookiegod]

As long as he's fingerpainting jailbirds on the wall with his own stool.

[Roma_Victrix]

Fecal painting is an essential part of solitary confinement and my maximum security lifestyle. El Chapo is in the cell next to mine. We exchange pithy letters on occasion.

[AqD]

As long as he's fingerpainting jailbirds on the wall with his own stool.

What does this mean? I can imagine fecal painting but this ^^^ is .... picture please!

[Ukiah]

did you at least glow afterwards?

Maybe. Some of them got stuck in my hair.

Do you feel sorry to your face, or you regret not smashing them again until they explode like fireworks?

I just feel nostalgic for fireflies as they're gone from this city that I live in now.

[Flinn]

I once .. *cough* ... ate cats' food; worst part is that I actually liked it

[Akar]

I mean, the wet stuff is basically just canned Tuna. Some of that stuff is even better than the canned tuna you can buy for people, and it's like $.25 a can too.

[AqD]

They eat tuna and never brush teeth? I'll never let a cat lick me again!

[Cookiegod]

I mean... you never noticed that breath of theirs?!

[AqD]

I was always lured away by their magical eyes.

Why don't people just feed them seaweeds?

[Akar]

I believe the correct plural form would be "sea's weed"