Whats the worst thing you've ever done?

[Akar]

It's essentially the closest thing you can get to biting into a mouse without, well, biting into a mouse.

[Dismounted Feudal Knight]

Live.

[Cookiegod]

I'm a way bigger monster than you, then, because I don't just kill flies...I kill their parents too, and their children, and their children's children.

yes, and none of those will be around to annoy your neighbours.

[Roma_Victrix]

By far the worst thing I've ever done was to join this forum in 2010. What was I thinking? What a despicable thing for me to do, just unconscionable, unforgivable, and beyond the pale, a thing worse than genocide, Barbara Streisand, and infant mutilation combined.

[Cookiegod]

Everyone who joined in 2010 belongs to the same basket of deplorables.

[Akar]

i hate each and every one of us

[Flinn]

I once called my wife with her sister's name when she had her period, I still have nightmares about

[Roma_Victrix]

I once called my wife with her sister's name when she had her period, I still have nightmares about

I'd love to hear an audio recording of this rendered it its original spicy Italian, followed by a dramatic interpretive dance with English narration.

[Flinn]

no way man, I'd rather open up my head and manually scratch the memory with a knife

[Dismounted Feudal Knight]

Aha, a new one.

Install medieval 2 through linux, say "I don't wanna" and try to force windows version, fail, give up and do the same through a VM that has access to the same steam library files as linux, issue surprised pikachu face when that surprisingly doesn't work, give up and decide to just make the linux version work.

Worst thing should be self evident, but a hint, it starts in the middle.

[AqD]

I accidentally split the head and the body of a cockroach and watched both sides struggling to move. They were glued by its own blood on the wall alive for like a week before escaping.

Those were different times. My parents basically set me up to be bullied. In those days, no teachers would interfere when boys beat up other boys.

which means you can actually fight back not to be punished for self defense like I got!

[Cookiegod]

Aha, a new one.

Install medieval 2 through linux, say "I don't wanna" and try to force windows version, fail, give up and do the same through a VM that has access to the same steam library files as linux, issue surprised pikachu face when that surprisingly doesn't work, give up and decide to just make the linux version work.

Worst thing should be self evident, but a hint, it starts in the middle.

Ouch. You're into sudo maso it seems.


Worst thing today: My pun?

[Akar]

"Sudo maso"

Sadomasochism or Pseudo Masochism?

[Diamat]

Which reminds me that as a child I used to come up with creative ways of torture-killing bugs. One of the craziest things I did was with a paper clip and an alkaline battery. I would straighten the paper clip, pierce and mount a bug on the paper clip, and then connect both ends of the paper clip with both outlets of the battery. The bug would then be slowly roasted to death.

I was a disturbed child.

[Akar]

That sounds bad ass. I just pulled the legs off lizards, spiders, ants etc or crucified them to trees with pins.

Also, my cat just caught and killed a bird and brought it to me.

[Diamat]

Which is undeniable proof that you're under the influence of Lemoncat. You're brainwashed, AKAR.

[Akar]

I am under the influence but it sure ain't no Lemoncat

[Cookiegod]

"Sudo maso"

Sadomasochism or Pseudo Masochism?

It's not for you, Akar. Only highly intelligent people will git.

Which reminds me that as a child I used to come up with creative ways of torture-killing bugs. One of the craziest things I did was with a paper clip and an alkaline battery. I would straighten the paper clip, pierce and mount a bug on the paper clip, and then connect both ends of the paper clip with both outlets of the battery. The bug would then be slowly roasted to death.

I was a disturbed child.

he's referring to you as the bug akar



I only ripped the wings off of bugs so that my only friends wouldn't fly away.

[Akar]

well now i feel like an idiot

[Cookiegod]

Good.