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    Default Who would win?

    Here's a new game. One person asks who would win in a fight between two people/things/whatever. The next person answers who would win and how, and then asks their own question.

    Who would win? A lion with AIDs, or Osama bin Laden?



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    Default Re: Who would win?

    Both would lose, AIDS would win.

    Who would win? Thema Devia Commissar Caligula_ with AIDS, or Screenshot Commissar Caligula_ with AIDS?

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    Default Re: Who would win?

    The Thema Devia version would probably win because he'd throw posts at the other one until they'd capitulate.




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    Default Re: Who would win?

    Umm, the stick, of course? I think the point is to post fights, where the odds are relatively even.
    Next one is also of military nature:

    Who would win, a modern, impeccably equipped reptilian Army or Mujaheddin Rubbah al-Tyri?

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    Default Re: Who would win?

    Obviously the communists.

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    Default Re: Who would win?

    Actually only like 500 years since the great schism that made the catholic church or more like 3000 years if you want to do all it's built on. Also Marty Lou did many many s. As did his troll army.

    You fool.

    Who'd win? The fool who doesn't know better or the one who doesn't get a joke?

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    Default Re: Who would win?

    The one who doesn’t get a joke. Literally impervious to the effects of criticism through sheer idiocy.

    Who would win: a one armed gorilla on steroids or prime Yao Ming with machetes for hands?
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    Default Re: Who would win?

    The audience.


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    Default Re: Who would win?

    40 Bush sized Dick Cheney’s ofc. Dick Cheney already is “accidentally” popping people from 100 yards, I’m sure 40 could crack one GWB.

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    Default Re: Who would win?

    I'd bet on the mice every time.

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    Default Re: Who would win?

    “It’s not your Kraine, it my Kraine” says Vlad as he puts his peepee up Ukraine’s poopoo

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