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    Default Re: The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

    All things have a gender. Fortunately for you, cookie is male. Hence Germans call it "der Keks." But you don't wanna be a pie. Better to be a cake. Chocolate is female too.

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    Default Re: The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

    What about cookie with a huge chocolate on it?

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    In English we don't assign gender to our words, we prefer to let them choose their own identity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    What about cookie with a huge chocolate on it?
    Gender is determined on the basis of the final word in the chain (which is the entire word's essence). So chocolate chip cookie is male.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    In English we don't assign gender to our words, we prefer to let them choose their own identity.
    English used to do the same, but the language devolved over time. There are still some traces left, though. A German can instinctually tell what gender should be assigned to what English word. It's really quite fascinating.

    Male: der Akar; der rabbit; der bird; der roof
    Female: die washing machine; die X-Box; die snake; die prescription
    Neutral: das subpoena; das olive oil; das sword; das towel

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    If Cookiegod is Akar and Akar is Cookiegod, does that mean they have the same gender and male genitalia, and if so two penises shared collectively or just one penis? Are they basically conjoined twins or is one the telepathically possessed mind of the other? Cookiegod has inferred that he is the one calling the shots, so he would know best.

    The real question now is whether or not Cookiegod can amass further people into his mental collective, and hence become transgender if not a hermaphrodite for having both sets of sexual genitalia, penises and vaginas. Basically a mentally mutant creature with wee-wees and vajay-jays, via the blob of people of both sexes that he controls telepathically.

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    While it's true that Cookiegod and I are conjoined twins it's also true that he is a eunuch and thus we only have one set of genitalia, mine (though given the sheer size it is understandable how one could confuse it as two genitalia).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Abstain will save us.

    Bud Light will save us. Dilly Dilly!!

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    Cookiegod is Danish, and Denmark is the 12th plane of torment, so I fully 100% support this theory
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    Default Re: The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    Why do y'all think abstain is a dude?! That's sexist
    the word "dude" doesn't have a gender.. I assumed one could say dudette, but I was miserably offended when I tried to use that word
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Male: der Akar; der rabbit; der bird; der roof
    Female: die washing machine; die X-Box; die snake; die prescription
    Neutral: das subpoena; das olive oil; das sword; das towel
    But then wouldn't it be weird to describe male birds or male rabbits??

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    Default Re: The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

    I'm pretty sure the proper pronoun to some things are Schei▀. As in "Schei▀ Akar"
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    Default Re: The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

    I think I remember that from the semester of German that I took
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    That does seem very logical
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    Default Re: The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

    As is the german way. Or, should I say, as is our way?
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