After the recent merger of "Say Something Nice" threads created by Akar and then Cookiegod, respectively, and after a constant barrage of similar competitive threads where the two attempt to outdo the other in a jocular, collegial manner, it has become plain and apparent what is really going on here and what you all need to know.
Akar is Cookiegod. And Cookiegod is Akar! They are one in the same, the same exact person, or perhaps even identical twins from the same mother. Or perhaps one has possessed the other via hive mind control and forced them into a telepathic collective, destroying their individuality completely as a living, breathing marionette.
I know, it's a bit much to take in all at once, but the warning signs have been there for us to see all along. Now the Thema Devia is under threat, as they will soon control the kangaroo courts and even the presidency if Akar isn't impeached (the alternative, Adolf Hitler, seems bad in comparison, but wait until you get a load of Akar's iron fist). I came upon this unsettling, explosive revelation while watching Ace Ventura connecting the dots together about a similar case. In this classic 90s film, he confirms that Finkle is Einhorn, and Einhorn is Finkle (WARNING: disturbing and graphic content in the spoiler video below):
In a similar vein, have we basically connected the dots on these other two, Akar and Cookiegod? If so what sort of plans or schemes are they truly harboring for the Thema Devia? Is there any way we can stop them or should we just start hailing them as our overlords now, while we still have the chance to enter their good graces?