The Horrible Truth About Thema Devia (everyone must read before it's too late)

[Diamat]

All things have a gender. Fortunately for you, cookie is male. Hence Germans call it "der Keks." But you don't wanna be a pie. Better to be a cake. Chocolate is female too.

[AqD]

What about cookie with a huge chocolate on it?

[Akar]

In English we don't assign gender to our words, we prefer to let them choose their own identity.

[Diamat]

What about cookie with a huge chocolate on it?

Gender is determined on the basis of the final word in the chain (which is the entire word's essence). So chocolate chip cookie is male.

In English we don't assign gender to our words, we prefer to let them choose their own identity.

English used to do the same, but the language devolved over time. There are still some traces left, though. A German can instinctually tell what gender should be assigned to what English word. It's really quite fascinating.

Male: der Akar; der rabbit; der bird; der roof
Female: die washing machine; die X-Box; die snake; die prescription
Neutral: das subpoena; das olive oil; das sword; das towel

[Roma_Victrix]

If Cookiegod is Akar and Akar is Cookiegod, does that mean they have the same gender and male genitalia, and if so two penises shared collectively or just one penis? Are they basically conjoined twins or is one the telepathically possessed mind of the other? Cookiegod has inferred that he is the one calling the shots, so he would know best.

The real question now is whether or not Cookiegod can amass further people into his mental collective, and hence become transgender if not a hermaphrodite for having both sets of sexual genitalia, penises and vaginas. Basically a mentally mutant creature with wee-wees and vajay-jays, via the blob of people of both sexes that he controls telepathically.

[Akar]

While it's true that Cookiegod and I are conjoined twins it's also true that he is a eunuch and thus we only have one set of genitalia, mine (though given the sheer size it is understandable how one could confuse it as two genitalia).

[Stone Cold Shogun Panther]

Abstain will save us.

Bud Light will save us. Dilly Dilly!!

[King Athelstan]

Cookiegod is Danish, and Denmark is the 12th plane of torment, so I fully 100% support this theory

[Flinn]

Why do y'all think abstain is a dude?! That's sexist

the word "dude" doesn't have a gender.. I assumed one could say dudette, but I was miserably offended when I tried to use that word

[AqD]

Male: der Akar; der rabbit; der bird; der roof
Female: die washing machine; die X-Box; die snake; die prescription
Neutral: das subpoena; das olive oil; das sword; das towel

But then wouldn't it be weird to describe male birds or male rabbits??

[Cookiegod]

I'm pretty sure the proper pronoun to some things are Scheiß. As in "Scheiß Akar"

[Akar]

I think I remember that from the semester of German that I took

[King Athelstan]

That does seem very logical

[Akar]

As is the german way. Or, should I say, as is our way?