Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice

**Akar** · October 10, 2019, 12:44 PM

wait I thought I was the jury?

**Ferdiad** · October 10, 2019, 01:04 PM

I think that was dissolved in 97.

**Akar** · October 10, 2019, 01:15 PM

but thats when i was born!

**Cookiegod** · October 10, 2019, 03:36 PM

That's why blyat'.

**Commissar Caligula_** · October 11, 2019, 11:10 PM

In the matter of Diamat v the storage unit, this court finds that the storage unit is liable for damages for allowing Diamat's possessions to get infested with bed bugs.
The court sets damages at 1 bazillion dollars. Justice has been served!

**Commissar Caligula_** · October 13, 2019, 04:52 PM

This honourable court finds that in the matter of the Special Run-Off Elections, election fraud has been committed by party or parties unknown.
The true winner of the election was Commissar Caligula_, who will now rule over the Thema Devia with an iron fist as the head poncho.

**Commissar Caligula_** · October 13, 2019, 04:53 PM

Oh wow, thanks your Judgeyness! I promise to uphold all of the fine virtues of the TD such as

posting, blatantly rigging elections, trying to get Hex permabanned and denigrating those who are lesser than me.

**Akar** · October 13, 2019, 04:55 PM

I find issue with this ruling and demand adjudication take place posthaste.

**King Athelstan** · October 19, 2019, 10:35 AM

I demand that this court be re-rigged

**Akar** · October 19, 2019, 02:53 PM

Someone needs to jury-rig the jury again

**Commissar Caligula_** · October 20, 2019, 04:35 AM

This honourable court finds that Abdülmecid I has committed the crime of being

en unAustralian by locking Akar's "How naughty are you?" thread.
As such he is banned from participating in any future Thema Devia conversations, on pain of death x2.

Justice has been served.

**Akar** · October 20, 2019, 04:37 AM

I demand satisfaction from ABDUL. I challenge him to a rap battle.

**mishkin** · October 20, 2019, 08:35 AM

Luckily you have not chosen dance, I have heard that he is a wonder on the dance floor.

**Abdülmecid I** · October 20, 2019, 08:58 AM

Challenge accepted:

**Akar** · October 20, 2019, 02:10 PM

**Abdülmecid I** · October 21, 2019, 06:04 PM

Listen there Akar,
better fly under our radar,
and don't make a move,
of which we don't approve.
For might makes right,
so do see the LIGHT.

Please don't call it aggräβion,
oh we hate that expräβion!
Just remember to obey,
every morning, night and day!

*drops mic*

**Akar** · October 22, 2019, 12:12 AM

That's why I ed your you fat motherer
(Make rep)

First off,

you and your red name
Thema Devia we rep, no playin' games
But you're a moderator, ain't got no life
Put you on a respirator, just ask your wife
GED, Hex, Hader and all you haters
I'm a master, you're just a master baiter
Cut your fat ass up, leave you in pieces, deceased
Abdul, don't

around with real G's
Quick to grab your ugly ass off the streets
You mods know it's on for life
Don't like the T D, you better die tonight

Grab your Mod Mace when you see Akar
Grab your Mod Mace when you see Akar