Too long have us Devians been trod on by the tyrannical Hex and Moderators!
Too long have our children slaved in the mines for quality posts, only for them to be deleted immediately!
Too long have we been infracted! Too long have we been denied natural justice!
It is time, fellow Devians, for us to set up a court in which we canmete out justicetake our revenge on these evil tyrants!
The first case is: The tyrant Abdülmecid I v Akar, the poor innocent orphan
The facts of the case are as follows:
On the 8th of October, the poor innocent orphan Akar made a thread in which he complained of his health issues and high levels of Thetan clusters. This was a serious matter, and it required urgent attention.
Less than an hour later, the evil tyrant known as Abdülmecid I (the guilty party) descended upon the thread and locked it because "health issues shouldn't be posted on the forums" or some such tripe.
This honourable court finds that this deprived Akar of his rights enshrined under Article LXIX of the Congolese Constitution, and was a gross violation. As such, Abdülmecid I is sentenced to death.
This shall be carried out by means of old age, and shall take place at an indefinite time in the future.
All Devians can rejoice in the justice that has occured this day!