Ban YOU!

[Cookiegod]

OK, so clearly none of the elections nor the impeachment attempts are going anywhere.
So we need to address the root of the problem: You. It's your fault!

I therefore move to ban you.

Who's with me?

[Akar]

I think it would probably be best if we all just took a step back and just voted me in

[Cookiegod]

I'd rather just have the entire forum banned.

[Roma_Victrix]

I'll only support this if we can also hypothetically ban the comedian Carrot Top, a scourge upon the world.

[Akar]

I only support this if we don't ban carrot top, a scourge upon the world.

[Roma_Victrix]

I think we can all agree to NEVER ban muffin tops, though. They're delicious. I would also be willing to settle for the legality of carrot cake muffin tops, but not Carrot Top.

[Akar]

What about just muffin tops? A la Seinfeld?

[Roma_Victrix]

How could we live with ourselves? You saw how it destroyed the characters in that show, how it forced Newman into further obesity by eating all the bottom bases of the muffins. It's just evil and wrong and the practice of banning muffin tops or having them exclusively must be banned! The muffin tops cannot be separated from their cylindrical bases!

But I have no problem with Cookiegod banning, you me, and everything else so long as Carrot Top gets a confirmed ban signed by TWC staff, chiseled into a permanent marble plaque for good measure.

[Akar]

I was with you until you said marble. Blegh.

[Dismounted Feudal Knight]

You probably wouldn't miss me anyways, so that's an aye.

[King Athelstan]

So we're all for banning everyone except Commodus

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

YES. As finite beings we all desire death, deep down.

We would rather have it all end than to continue living in our limited existence, with the anxiety of a temporary lifespan. Which we know must inevitably cease, just not when or where or why.

[King Athelstan]

Nah Oda, I'm going to live as long as there is ice cream to consume

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

bruh, that's gay

[Akar]

Very gay

[Cookiegod]

I trust Akar on those matters. If something's gay, he's done it. He knows. He big gay.

[Akar]

thats right kiddo

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

But can he defeat George Takei?

[Cookiegod]

But can he defeat George Takei?

he doesn't have to. Submitting works just fine.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

OOOOOH MYYYYYYY