Impeach Akar

[Cookiegod]

I will give you lewd and lascivious photographs of me if you don't.

[Roma_Victrix]

i will offer you lewd and lascivious photographs of Cookiegod

[Thick Alabama sheriff's accent while he adjusts his enormous belt buckle and wipes the sweat from his brow beneath his broad-brimmed hat by using his gentleman's handkerchief]: "Now what sort of lascivious fandango do we have a going on here a now, boy? You best explain thyself before a jury of your peers and before GOD almighty, young man!"

[mishkin]

I must say that Cookiegod's lascivious photographs are not especially shocking. Not even flashy. Quite disappointing.

[makanyane]

I must say that Cookiegod's lascivious photographs are not especially shocking. Not even flashy. Quite disappointing.

I'm very disappointed not to have even seen them!

[Thick Alabama sheriff's accent while he adjusts his enormous belt buckle and wipes the sweat from his brow beneath his broad-brimmed hat by using his gentleman's handkerchief]: "Now what sort of lascivious fandango do we have a going on here a now, boy? You best explain thyself before a jury of your peers and before GOD almighty, young man!"

I think your description is missing something, shouldn't there be a large gun involved, that you're fondling in a slightly threatening manner?

[mishkin]

show us your gun or shut up forever, Roma

(I blame Akar for the procacity in this discussion, as well as in all TD)

[Kyriakos]

I am confused, are the photos meant to ensure the proceeding will start, or determent of it?

[Cookiegod]

I see what you all are doing. A dastardly ploy to trick me into leaking my real nudes to prove you wrong. Not gonna work with me buddies!

I am confused, are the photos meant to ensure the proceeding will start, or determent of it?

Akar offers them if Flinn agrees NOT to take his badge away.

I threaten to leak them if Flinn does NOT take his badge away.

[Kyriakos]

I see what you all are doing. A dastardly ploy to trick me into leaking my real nudes to prove you wrong. Not gonna work with me buddies!

Akar offers them if Flinn agrees NOT to take his badge away.

I threaten to leak them if Flinn does NOT take his badge away.

But then Flinn gets his cherished nudes regardless of what he does. Seems counter-productive. More to the point would be if you'd pre-emptively leak them so that Akar no longer has a negotiating...erm...tool.

[Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ]

Damn, we need to be citizens for this. Do it, Diamat! You're our only hope! Well, and Caligula and Roma Victrix obviously.

I'm citizen as well and I will help you impeach or not impeach Akar as long as you g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶e̶n̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶, present credulous evidence as to what action should or should not be taken.

[Akar]

You really think I would publically ask for help against my opponents? That would be crazy! But anyway, if you're reading this Ukraine and China you should probably investigate Hitler.

[Roma_Victrix]

I think your description is missing something, shouldn't there be a large gun involved, that you're fondling in a slightly threatening manner?

[Fondles the butt of pistol menacingly as it remains in its holster at the side of the hip for the time being]: "Young lady you make a fine point. Akar better speak up now and make amends or better yet turn his lascivious self right in to the Birmingham Police Department where him and I can have a LOOOOONG conversation over lemonade if he likes. But he gotta turn himself in for these here alleged crimes of passion REGARDLESS! Amen."

show us your gun or shut up forever, Roma

(I blame Akar for the procacity in this discussion, as well as in all TD)

My firearm rests right here, bless it's steely soul.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d0/6e/d5/d...1206041384.jpg

I see what you all are doing. A dastardly ploy to trick me into leaking my real nudes to prove you wrong. Not gonna work with me buddies!

If it's you naked with Margaret Thatcher on a cold day I can see why you wouldn't want those released to the public.

[Kyriakos]

On that note, although I hesitated up to now, I think I should inform the right honourable forum members that a good source tells me Cookiegod is the originator of the infamous "Helicopter-Hope" Pinochet meme.
Surely that by itself deserves our communal disenchantment, even without risking our sense of aestheticism by looking again - obvious typo; I mean by looking FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER - at his nude pics.

[Akar]

I motion to censure, impeach, and disbar Cookiegod effective and retroactively immediately.

[Cookiegod]

Dammit. Am I to be the first populist leader ever to stumble and fall over his own hubris? No. No vote needed. I still fill the majority of the seats in this house. Motion denied.

[Flinn]

you'll need more than kind words and pictures to bribe me.. I'm in the Hex, we have cookies there

[Akar]

Yeah but you also have Hader

[Ferdiad]

As a completely impartial non-citizen that has not received any funds or gifts from the Akar for Election Campaign I declare that these impeachment proceedings are both unlawful and spurious. This campaign is simply another vector for the frightened coloured name class of users to attack us plebs because they fear our might. Vote no for Justice.

[Akar]

I'm sick and tired of the disproportionate power over the electorate that the coloured name people have.

[Ferdiad]

1 man 1 vote. We demand a democracy, how can we know if the hex aren't Russian/Ukrainian/Chinese puppets or not?

[Akar]

One man one vote. I'm the man, and I have the vote.