Run-Off Elections

[Akar]

Due to causality and the relativity of space-time, the last TWC U.S Presidential election ended in a tie between Adolf Hitler of the Nazi party and Akar of the Human Party.

So, due to the electoral interference of the Bird party and their demands for a run-off election on space-time grounds here we go.

[Cookiegod]

Personally, I find voting for Hitler to be the easy right choice. You being the opponent made it easier.

[Akar]

It might be the easy choice, but is it the right choice?

[Diamat]

The Cookiegod chose correctly. Perhaps an alliance between the Church of the Cookiegod and the Holy Church of Meloncat is in order. Our pantheon can accept many gods. We have already accepted the Church of Rabbit.

[Cookiegod]

It might be the easy choice, but is it the right choice?

I gettit. Cuz he far right.

We need to open a concentration camp just for you. We shall have your mom pay for it, by placing it in her basement.

The Cookiegod chose correctly. Perhaps an alliance between the Church of the Cookiegod and the Holy Church of Meloncat is in order. Our pantheon can accept many gods. We have already accepted the Church of Rabbit.

Maybe. I can never have enough worshippers, but will this alliance sate my pathological desire to always be the center of attention?

[Commissar Caligula_]

Nein nein nein! Little Adolf is the Fuhrer of our hearts but if he becomes the president they'll castrate him! This is all a trick by the filthy birds to eradicate the master race!

[Diamat]

I can never have enough worshippers, but will this alliance sate my pathological desire to always be the center of attention?

Yes. What are the doctrines of your Church? Do you provide all creatures with cookies or do you condemn the consumption of cookies?

[Cookiegod]

I condemn it, for it is my flesh. Every time someone bites into one I scream in pain. Makes my daily life very difficult.

[Diamat]

Damn. Cookies are being eaten constantly. The pain must be unbearable. Yet for some reason Jesus seems to be ok with us eating his flesh. What about eating raw cookie dough at the risk of getting salmonella?

[Cookiegod]

That's ok, since it counts as an abortion, which is very much encouraged. Plus the human might die.

[Diamat]

I suppose our concepts are very similar. Avians feel similarly about eggs. They are essentially the period of our females. We have much in common, including our enemies.

[Cookiegod]

Hitler does bring people together.

[Sir Adrian]

I voted for Akar because I know and therefore I can black-mail him into giving my company favorable contracts.

Hitler does bring people together.

Hitler was the greatest hero of WWII. He ruined the Wehrmacht and he shot Hitler. If only he could have killed Stalin he would have probably gotten the nobel peace prize.

[Akar]

I will provide everyone who votes for me one (1) (one) get out of jail free card/pardon. Vote today!

[Cookiegod]

Friendly reminder: Akar isn't the only candidate who can see your votes... But you won't need to worry about jails no more.

Oh my! That late?!

[Akar]

Damn it, I knew fair elections were a terrible idea.

[makanyane]

This poll (and quite a few RL ones) need an Abstain or none of the above option...

[Cookiegod]

You can abstain from all future elections by voting Hitler.

[Akar]

This poll (and quite a few RL ones) need an Abstain or none of the above option...

All abstentions will be tallied and correlated and their voters shot.

[Sir Adrian]

This poll (and quite a few RL ones) need an Abstain or none of the above option...

That abstain guy is really annoying. He's running in almost every election, even though he never wins. Like, get hint dude.