Judge Akar

**Akar** · September 26, 2019, 01:17 AM

Now that I've passed the bar I've decided to open my very own court room TV show (a la "Judge" Judy) right here on the TWC. So, peasants, come before me and submit your cases and complaints before me and I will remedy them by enacting swift arbitrations and arbitrary arbitrations.

The Rules:

1. You must address me as Your Honor (His Holiness is also acceptable)

2. All judgements are final and must be accepted

May you see me as the next King Solomon and let the judgement begin.

**Morifea** · September 26, 2019, 02:28 AM

I must say, I`m disappointed with this... I expected something like Judge Dredd.

May His Holiness forgive me.

**Akar** · September 26, 2019, 02:38 AM

Depends on what case you put before me. Some things require some extra judicial punishments. Which is to say, more judicial punishment; not things outside the law.

**Diamat** · September 26, 2019, 02:42 AM

Your law has no power here, Akar the Grey.

**Akar** · September 26, 2019, 02:44 AM

It's not Grey, it's Off-White.

**Morifea** · September 26, 2019, 03:33 AM

Will your Honor also rule cases of Tax-Law?

**Akar** · September 26, 2019, 03:36 AM

Indeed, Tax law as well as Fax law (The part of law governing the production, distribution, and use of fax machines) are two of my specialties.

**Commissar Caligula_** · September 26, 2019, 04:02 AM

I'm Judge Judy and executioner, not you!

**Bo1Bo1Sha3** · September 26, 2019, 06:11 AM

Your Odor, you are a pedantic pontificating fraud.
I still need you to help me. Some guy lent me 10000 dollars, I went and bought stocks in cold fusion and lost it and the guy is nagging me. Tell him to stop.