Nick Cage

[Akar]

Would you become nick cage if it was possible

[Kyriakos]

No.
Although he has an awesome scene in Bad Lieutenant N'Orleans.
"Soul's still dancing!"

[Cookiegod]

Nick Cage is god. I am god.
I therefore put it to you that I am Nick Cage.

[Akar]

I mean... that's some pretty good logic right there

[Sir Adrian]

Nick Cage, Wesley Snipes, gimme that IRS debt baby.

[Derc]

Hell yes!
My first day as Nick Cage:

[Cookiegod]

I mean... that's some pretty good logic right there

*god logic.

[Diamat]

Jesus. This thread explains why last night I dreamed that my girlfriend went to a violin concert performed by Nick Cage. It was surreal and for some reason I was mad that she went there without me.

[Derc]

Can't happen to me. I have no girlfriend. Jokes on you, not me, this time. lol

[Akar]

Jesus. This thread explains why last night I dreamed that my girlfriend went to a violin concert performed by Nick Cage. It was surreal and for some reason I was mad that she went there without me.

For some reason I'm also angry that your girlfriend didn't invite me

[Commissar Caligula_]

I'd like to be Nick Cage and Nick Cave's love child.

[mishkin]

I note with concern that some have only voted one of the options. With that attitude, you really think you deserve Nick Cage?

[Akar]

tbh one of those was me i forgot i made it multiple choice i was drunk

[mishkin]

Dont know mate. Sometimes I want to give you all the power, sometimes I have doubts.

[Akar]

If granted supreme executive power I promise to only use it for capricious and avaricious ends.

[mishkin]

THATS MY MAN

[Cookiegod]

Can we start our own Nazi party and slowly but surely infiltrate the ranks of this site until we can execute a power grab?

[Akar]

didn't GED already do that

[Cookiegod]

Yes... Maybe... I actually have no idea as to what went on on this site before 2018.

I just wanna do a power grab. too much to ask?!

[Akar]

Well if it's a coup you want it's a coup you'll get. Barricade the streets and roll out the guillotine.