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    How would you feel about a constitutional amendment requiring all American politicians to be castrated or neutered before entering office? Additionally, I would add an amendment making it so that no Eunuchs can serve as President of the United States. I feel like these amendments will really level the playing field and restore the much needed equality and fairness to the American electoral process.
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    Politicians should have children and family. A person who lacks those is more likely to make decisions not in the interest of families and posterity. Eunuchs tend to be corrupt and power-hungry.

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    With all due respect you're a bird and you matter so little to me it's almost impressive.
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    Is it not impressive how a mere bird can inflict such fear upon a supposedly higher being called human?

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    I've been shaken to my core.
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    How about doing it like the Catholic church and limit all positions of power to incels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    How about doing it like the Catholic church and limit all positions of power to incels?
    The Catholic History of the last two millenia has some better Ideas, what about Pornocratie?
    https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornocratie_pontificale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    How would you feel about a constitutional amendment requiring all American politicians to be castrated or neutered before entering office? Additionally, I would add an amendment making it so that no Eunuchs can serve as President of the United States. I feel like these amendments will really level the playing field and restore the much needed equality and fairness to the American electoral process.
    Since woman can't be eunuchs, would that would mean every president would be a woman?
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    No because women cant be presidents
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    How about doing it like the Catholic church and limit all positions of power to incels?
    But they have little boys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    But they have little boys!
    Exactly. The children are our future. No one cares about our future more than the Catholic church.
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    What's a couple of little boys between friends/priests?
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    I suggest that all potential politicians should prove on air that they have indeed been castrated.

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    Live castrations instead of debates
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    What would they do in the second debates though?

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    I suppose it would be acceptable to have some debates after everyone has been castrated.
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    Given the impending election victory of mein glorious fuhrer, this thread has me worried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    Given the impending election victory of mein glorious fuhrer, this thread has me worried.
    Oh you're right. I don't think I could bear to live in a world where Hitler has lost both of his balls.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Commissar Caligula_ View Post
    Oh you're right. I don't think I could bear to live in a world where Hitler has lost both of his balls.
    In the nationalist socialist utopia I'm striving for you lawyers wouldn't live at all.

    Anyway, who's then to sire Arian children with blondie? His secretary I mean. Not his dog.

    His dogs name was Blondi even though it was brown. His secretary's name was Braun (=brown) even though she was blonde.
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    Aryan children, not Arian children.
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