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    Default I killed Robert Mugabe

    That's right folks, you heard it here first. I finally did the old bastard in myself. The "fake news" media probably wont report on it but I just wanted you all to know the truth.

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    Default Re: I killed Robert Mugabe

    For the last time, Akar:
    In death, his name is Robert Paulson
    Last edited by Kyriakos; September 06, 2019 at 09:25 AM.
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    Default Re: I killed Robert Mugabe

    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    That's right folks, you heard it here first. I finally did the old bastard in myself. The "fake news" media probably wont report on it but I just wanted you all to know the truth.
    So you went to Singapore and sneaked into a hospital there, evaded the armed guards, and poisoned him in his sleep or suffocated him with a pillow, then? Impressive!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyriakos View Post
    For the last time, Akar:
    In death, his name is Robert Paulson
    Hey, hey, hey, now, Kyriakos. What's the FIRST rule of Fight Club? We don't talk about Fight Club. Okay?

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    Default Re: I killed Robert Mugabe

    I just sprinkled a little heart failure on the guy and slipped into the shadows

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    Default Re: I killed Robert Mugabe

    That's how I imagine it happened:

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    Good meme.

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    Default Re: I killed Robert Mugabe

    I was killed by Robert Mugabe, you can't top that.

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