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    Default Pakistan did 7/11

    Has anyone ever noticed how all of the owners of 7/11's seem to be of Pakistani descent? Could this be some kind of evil conspiracy? Please discuss.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    , I told the casting director you'd notice if we kept reusing the same extras.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    And here I was, thinking that I just happened to know an incredibly industrious and mercantiley inclined man.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    The government and the Bush administration doesn't want you to know it, but 7/11 was a total part-time job. No doubt about it. And it was an inside job too, because the store is located indoors.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    I'm definitely going to start referring to conspiracies as "part time jobs" now thank you.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    You can't trust them there people. Why so many of them come from countries ending in -stan huh?
    Them Pakistans, them Afghanistans, them Chineseystans. They up to something you just mark my words.

    We need more countries ending in US of A!




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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    The absolute worst are the Ameristani

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    and Y'all Qaeda




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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    That just means 'Your bases" in arabic, as in "Your bases are belong to us"

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    Hmm yes, Arabic is truly a language of poets and scholars.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    I thought India did 7/11. All their curry tastes the same to me so it doesn't matter.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Oda Nobunaga View Post
    I thought India did 7/11. All their curry tastes the same to me so it doesn't matter.
    Excuse me, Oda, but Butter Chicken (Murgh Makani) tastes way different than Tikka Masala and other yogurt curry dishes. You gotta go to an Indian restaurant again, order five different dishes, and compare them on the spot. It'll cost you over $100 but the experiment is worth it for your education.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    Do indian restaurants allow haggling

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    The last time I ate Indian food I was on the toilet for hours. So that is a solid no on my part.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    can you haggle over the toilet time tho, maybe work it down to fifteen minutes?

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    Try three hours.

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    i'll give you 6 and not a minute more.

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    SIX HOURS? But you would die...

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    Default Re: Pakistan did 7/11

    If it's good enough for Elvis it's good enough for me.

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