View Poll Results: Who's the chaddest of them all?

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  • Alexander the Great

    7 29.17%
  • Attila the Hun

    3 12.50%
  • Julius Caesar

    2 8.33%
  • Genghis Khan

    12 50.00%
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    Default Most CHAD Conquerors of all time

    We're going to settle once and for all who deserves the adoration of the masses

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    Default Re: Most CHAD Conquerors of all time

    Genghis got a lot of hoes pregnant but my man alexander subjugated some fierce dudes so I gotta give it up for him. Tho he couldn't handle them 'phants.

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    Default Re: Most CHAD Conquerors of all time

    Genghis cucked all of civilized Europe, and sowed his seed upon many a field as so astutely pointed out by Akar, so he's the undisputed winner.




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    Not to mention he reduced global CO2 by something like 25%. He deserves a Nobel prize.

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    I have to pick Caesar, simply because of the awesome name. Maybe it's a German thing. To hear "Caesar" pronounced in the original Latin immediately reminds us of the Kaiser, which is actually derived from Caesar. All hail Caesar!

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    Maybe it's an american thing but I always thought Fuhrer sounded really cool

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    It's such a boring word, though. It simply means "leader." Even the Communists used that word, because it doesn't really have a special meaning. It's an everyday word, especially in the verb form "führen" (to lead).

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    It's more about context and connotation than literal meaning.

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    Meet Amédée-François Lamy, the most CHAD conqueror of them all.


    He died while conquering Chad.

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    Under any respect Alexander was the chaddest for sure.

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    Nobody can match the sheer awesomeness of Captain Geoffrey Spicer-Simson, Conqueror of Lake Tanganyika and Scourge of German East Africa.

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    Easy answer: Rabih az-Zubayr ibn Fadl Allah.

    He may not have been the most Chad conqueror, but at least he was a conqueror of Chad

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    edit: I see my stupid chad joke has already been done
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    Default Re: Most CHAD Conquerors of all time

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyriakos View Post
    Easy answer: Rabih az-Zubayr ibn Fadl Allah.

    He may not have been the most Chad conqueror, but at least he was a conqueror of Chad

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabih_az-Zubayr



    edit: I see my stupid chad joke has already been done
    Well we both know the only thing less likely than someone being more Chad than a guy named Amédée-François is someone beating me to a lame joke.

    I do like that both of our guys qualify for the same reason and died in the same battle.

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    Christopher Columbus
    Christopher Columbus named the islands after Saint Ursula and the 11,000 Virgins (Spanish: Santa Úrsula y las Once Mil Vírgenes), shortened to the Virgins (las Vírgenes). The official name of the British territory is the Virgin Islands, and the official name of the U.S. territory is the Virgin Islands of the United States. In practice, the two island groups are almost universally referred to as the British Virgin Islands and the U.S. Virgin Islands.

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    how do i unsubscribe from virgin islands facts

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    The answer is quite obvious

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    Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great was both epic dudes!

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    If there are Virgin Islands, do you suppose somewhere there are Deflowered Islands?

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    Genghis, he sowed all of Asia with his seed. Also burned down Iran and Eastern Europe just to prove that he could.

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    Default Re: Most CHAD Conquerors of all time

    Who amongst us hasn't burned down at least PART of the Middle East at some point

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