Hey guys it's your friendly neighborhood spider-man here conducting a "survey" for "school". If you guys could just answer a few quick and easy questions for me that would be super helpful and great.
1. what is your mum's maiden name? (her name before she ed your dad)
2. what was your first dogs name? (aka your first love)
3. what street did you grow up on?
4. what is your entire social security number?