Due to a lapse in the renewal of the TWC terms and conditions Sharia law has replaced them and is now in effect. The rules of Sharia are simple and punishable by death or beheadment.
Rule 1: no chicks allowed
Faustian Bargain Maker
Sharia Law is in effect.
Due to a lapse in the renewal of the TWC terms and conditions Sharia law has replaced them and is now in effect. The rules of Sharia are simple and punishable by death or beheadment.
Rule 1: no chicks allowed
The Ecstasy of Potatoes
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I prefer Shakira Law myself.
Or for the cultured amongst you: https://i.imgur.com/A5ynlZ7.gif
Comes Rei Militaris
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Rule 2: You cannot criticize Islamic factions in the Total War games that they exist.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Faustian Bargain Maker
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Radical Islamic Factions*
CIVUS DIVUS EX CLIBANO
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Rule number 3: Alcohol is forbidden, but people should get stoned!
Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLMOriginally Posted by Cookiegod
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You do have to give out free beer sometimes for the public to have a happy stoning event.
Faustian Bargain Maker
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We go by Baptist rules, you can only drink if you do it in private and tell everyone you dont.
VELUTI SI DEUS DARETUR
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My girlfriend does not cover herself in public. What should I do?
Faustian Bargain Maker
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What part isn't she covering? Nevermind, doesn't matter anyway. Get her stoned.
VELUTI SI DEUS DARETUR
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Do I need to participate in the stoning? I kinda don't wanna.
Faustian Bargain Maker
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As long as she gets stoned then I think everyone is happy.
Ducenarius
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Why do elderly women still have to wear a burqa?
"牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")
"汉字不灭，中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")
VELUTI SI DEUS DARETUR
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Because they are otherwise too sexy.
Faustian Bargain Maker
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cause daddy cant help himself even if they old
The Ecstasy of Potatoes
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You two are pretty traumatising.
Not as traumatising as this though.
Last edited by Commissar Caligula_; August 18, 2019 at 03:29 AM.
Call me Ishmael
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Rule #4: you do not talk about Fight Club or Sharia Law.
Faustian Bargain Maker
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What about Sharia Club and Fight Law?
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What is the punishment for mistaking the burqa for niqab?
Faustian Bargain Maker
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Death or beheadment, which ever one takes first.
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They're not the same. Cockroaches can survive beheading.
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