How does DEI compare to Choclate Milk?

**ScipioTheGreat** · August 05, 2019, 01:50 AM

Help I'm stuck and cant figure out what to do. Dei has been released for several years now, while the chocolate milk in my fridge is only a couple days old. Unfortunately, giving both a try seems to be way too much of a hassle for me, so I figured the best way to come up with my own opinion on things is to ask on the DEI forum! Plz provide in-depth opinions and analysis. Thx

**Swarbs** · August 05, 2019, 02:18 AM

It's a personal preference, but I don't like the political system in chocolate milk. It's all a bit too brown and murky for me.

Although if you drop the chocolate milk on the floor, I reckon the charge bonus will be better than any in DeI

**~Seleukos.I.Nikator~** · August 05, 2019, 02:52 AM

I imagine DeI to be more of the vintage red wine so that depends really on my mood and the situation. I'd be a fool if I had that wine with my porridge for breakfast, so then I would rather go for that chocolate milk, but come the evening there is really nothing more that I could wish for!

**kpagcha** · August 05, 2019, 03:04 AM

I don't even know what chocolate milk is but DEI cows have massive genetically modified udders that produce extraordinary milk. I'd go with yummy DEI milk all day.

**Icarus Smicarus** · August 05, 2019, 06:00 AM

How does DEI compare to hugging your children?

**TheJackinati275** · August 05, 2019, 06:09 AM

Holy

this thread is amazingly relevant...

I was knocking back chocolate milk whilst playing DEI. Are you a stalker!

**Dead*Man*Wilson** · August 05, 2019, 07:55 PM

All I know is phalanxes actually work right in Chocolate Milk. Also, I never touch vanilla.

**ScipioTheGreat** · August 05, 2019, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Dead*Man*Wilson

All I know is phalanxes actually work right in Chocolate Milk. Also, I never touch vanilla.

Stop maxing out your cunning attribute DMW, your comment was just too dang good.

**Dardo21** · August 05, 2019, 08:20 PM

I like equally both, since I like my hoplites as I like my chocolate milk, weak, broken and overpowered.

**Dago Red** · August 05, 2019, 08:46 PM

DeI has made the fatal error not to include the resource: bovine growth hormone. I hope this will be remedied in subsequent patches -- it's almost unplayable right now if you're trying to boost your pectorals.

**Swarbs** · August 07, 2019, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by Dago Red

DeI has made the fatal error not to include the resource: bovine growth hormone. I hope this will be remedied in subsequent patches -- it's almost unplayable right now if you're trying to boost your pectorals.

Sorry dude, but if you've been drinking bovine growth hormone I've got bad news for you.

Those aren't pectorals growing on your chest right now...