This forum is ripe with sin

[Akar]

This forum is ripe with sin and heresy. The worship of false idols abounds and has become normalized. I see too many of my brothers and sisters(lol) who I once walked with together in faith who have now fallen by the wayside; prostrated upon their knees, enraptured by their worship of false-idols. Too many of you sinners worship the golden-devil,R̶̳͖͔͉̹͗̎̽͑̐̓̓̾̓͡Ĕ̵̘̜̺̩̤̩͖̈́̂̊͑̄̓͠P̷͎̺̙͙̙̞̳̾̌̀̓̄̃͂͆͝. Renounce your greed and apostasy and join together with me in the holiness and spiritual purity of R̶̳͖͔͉̹͗̎̽͑̐̓̓̾̓͡Ĕ̵̘̜̺̩̤̩͖̈́̂̊͑̄̓͠P̷͎̺̙͙̙̞̳̾̌̀̓̄̃͂͆͝-disabling. Asceticism is the only path to restoring the holy body and living church that is the Thema Devia. If you truly care about your eternal account and the holy forum that we inhabit together I beg you to disable and renounce R̶̳͖͔͉̹͗̎̽͑̐̓̓̾̓͡Ĕ̵̘̜̺̩̤̩͖̈́̂̊͑̄̓͠P̷͎̺̙͙̙̞̳̾̌̀̓̄̃͂͆͝ and join together with me in holy communion. I offer free R̶̳͖͔͉̹͗̎̽͑̐̓̓̾̓͡Ĕ̵̘̜̺̩̤̩͖̈́̂̊͑̄̓͠P̷͎̺̙͙̙̞̳̾̌̀̓̄̃͂͆͝ counseling to all who need it. Restore your soul TODAY.

[Gustav Mahler]

You do not know what is a sin - a mortal sin is to download a mod from 2010. and keep it on your hard drive and not sharing it with the community after the file hosting sites' crash. A mortal sin is to mod somebody else's mod and claim it as your own mod. A mortal sin is not acknowledging modders work and not asking for permission to use his work. A mortal sin, and the sin above all sins, is being here and not commenting in the political mudpit subforum.

Everything else is absolvable and trifle.

[Diamat]

You confuse sin with goodness and goodness with sin. Rep is the eternal ambrosia of a Devian. It gives us pleasure because it is Divine.

Thus Meloncat sayeth: "To him who giveth you rep, thou bestoweth rep in return."

The rep trade is a crucial pillar of the Holy Church of Meloncat. As one spreads rep, one spreads love, enlightened self-interest, and kinship. And I say these things in the name of our Lord, Meloncat.

[Akar]

Holiness and Goodness are synonymous, and Holiness is impossible to achieve without penance, asceticism and vigorous self flagellation. The R̶̳͖͔͉̹͗̎̽͑̐̓̓̾̓͡Ĕ̵̘̜̺̩̤̩͖̈́̂̊͑̄̓͠P̷͎̺̙͙̙̞̳̾̌̀̓̄̃͂͆͝ trade is unholy and is a symptom of the necroticizing influence of avarice on the Holy Living Body of the Church. Just as Christ cast the criers and merchants out of the Temple of Jerusalem so too shall I cast out the traders of R̶̳͖͔͉̹͗̎̽͑̐̓̓̾̓͡Ĕ̵̘̜̺̩̤̩͖̈́̂̊͑̄̓͠P̷͎̺̙͙̙̞̳̾̌̀̓̄̃͂͆͝.

[Diamat]

To deny oneself is to deny one's God, Meloncat. He created rep for it to be spread. Self-effacement is to reject the divinity he has bestowed upon us, to reject his eternal gift. It is, in essence, a denial of Meloncat. Those who preach self-denial are the true bearers of avarice, unwilling to share their rep with all of Meloncat's creation.

[Kyriakos]

Rep is ok, I guess.

[Roma_Victrix]

Rep is ok, I guess.

DIE YOU LAYMAN SCUM, DIE!!!!

Just kidding. Rep's cool in my book too. I see nothing wrong with it, especially if it is blessed by Meloncat, the official protector of JUNIOR!, my church's savior (Sean Connery & his begotten son Harrison Ford).

[Sar1n]

Remember: if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

[Commissar Caligula_]

Remember: if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

Finally, someone sees the truth.

[Akar]

I'm pretty sure Jesus died for everyone's sins specifically to cover up his own personal especially vile sins.

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

Satan is my mother!!! , his sweet sinfulness break out as itchy gooosebumps on mah rolls under his wicked seething raisin shaped looooooooviiiing Hatred!!!!!!! And each night I offer up mutilated millet in silver bowls and Scream Ooooo00000000OooooOoo00hhhhh hymns to SAaTtaaaeeehhhhnnnnnn!!!!! I love you Satan and your blood soaked idols of sin more than my parents or salvation!!!! May you triumph over GOOD, AND TORTURE ALL MANKIND FOREVER!!!!! 1111!!!!

[Diamat]

Mods?

[Akar]

The mods can't help you here, D͖̜̲̞̬̭I̺͓͎̪̜̅͘A̵͕̫̤̥̬ͬͦͫM̱̼̬̼̝͆͒͒͋̇Ā̎ͪ͏̫̙̥̦̫̝͔T̄͆̐̐̄̚

[the Black Prince]

Just to be clear, it's only the worship of false idols you object to? Worship of genuine idols like the forum divii is fine?

[Akar]

Oh yeah Genuine Idols* are welcome with open arms and emptied pockets.

*Genuine Idols is a brand name and should not be taken to be a legal statement towards the veracity of an individuals claims to godhood.

[Roma_Victrix]

The mods can't help you here, D͖̜̲̞̬̭I̺͓͎̪̜̅͘A̵͕̫̤̥̬ͬͦͫM̱̼̬̼̝͆͒͒͋̇Ā̎ͪ͏̫̙̥̦̫̝͔T̄͆̐̐̄̚

"You have no power here, Gandalf!"

[Dismounted Feudal Knight]

Sin, you say?

[Kyriakos]

"You have no power here, Gandalf!"

Don't care about the Obama one, but the Beyonce one is hilarious

[sumskilz]

Don't care about the Obama one

He didn't want to be exposed as left-handed. Think about it, Reagan, left-handed; Bush, left-handed; Clinton, left-handed; Obama, left-handed; Trump, small-handed. Coincidence? I doubt it.

[Akar]

George Washington? Two hands. Abe Lincoln? Two hands. Coincidence? I think not.