Junior!
Welcome to the house of the holy in this, our temple, and the one true faith: Sean Connery saying...JUNIOR! Amen.
Yay, rejoice and break bread, for here in this our holy text transcribed and presented on Youtube, our deliverer and savior Sean Connery sayeth the holy "JUNIOR" numerous times upon his one begotten son, Harrison Ford. May peace be upon him.
Our holy temple shall be decorated in the finest faux Ming-dynasty Chinese blue-and-white porcelain vases, followed by the ceremony of the smashing, where in a ritual observance of piety and humility, we smash these inauthentic fake Ming porcelain vases, as a symbol of our rebirth and reawakening as true followers of anti-materialism.
Our temples shall be guarded by men dressed up in Nazi-era military uniforms, although we do not subscribe to Nazism, pseudoscience, Aryan race theory, or Pan-Germanism of any kind. It's just because these happen to be the guys in this clip wielding firearms. In addition to firearms, all male members of the congregation shall wear a broad brimmed hat and wield a whip, but not for kinky BDSM bedroom purposes, but again, because this is the holy item carried by the savior's begotten son, Indiana Jones, otherwise known as Harrison Ford and the Chosen One.
Every year, around Christmas time, we shall ritually write and mail archaeological diaries and notes to "The Marx Brothers", for yay, this is the command of the savior, Sean Connery, as relayed to his one begotten son, Harrison Ford.
Will the congregation now please rise and turn to hymn number 69, "I can't believe what you did", which we shall all sing together.