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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slaytaninc View Post
    Oh yeah? Well I have a question: If the Agema Phalangitai are so good why didn't they make Agema Phalangitai 2?
    That's because you cannot perfect something that's already perfect. Duh! Everyone knows that.

    You know, I was gonna fully vaporize you for this insolence, but then I realized, you actually followed half of what my OP demanded! You mentioned Agema Phalangitai! Hurrah! Although you didn't mention Epeiros in conjunction, a grave sin. Therefore I have decided, like in the judgment of Solomon and the baby, that you should only have your legs incinerated and vaporized, while the rest of your body shall stay intact from the groin upwards.

    Am I not merciful, for letting you keep your junk and the good ole boys between the legs?



    Quote Originally Posted by paleologos View Post
    That is a very solid point which you can expect Roma_Victriolix to answer in his usually vapid way.
    "Vapid" huh. Might as well call me a no good stinky stupid poo poo butt head while you're at it.

    And by the way...
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    I am still here, mate!


    If by "here" you mean in Hell where I threw your contemptible soul for its insolence and violation of the rules in this thread after your completely justified vaporization, then yeah, that's where you are.

    Quote Originally Posted by Beckitz View Post
    Roma Victrix, its the principle of the matter that's really at stake. After all, by the same logic, how will Caesar, Alexander, and Trajan ever meet in Heaven?
    I fail to see how those three are permissible items of discussion in this thread where we praise the glories of Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros, so therefore you have been VAPORIZED!



    Quote Originally Posted by Lusitanio View Post
    They won't because they are in hell.
    Only because I sent them there for failing to adequately follow the rules and speak kindly about Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros, a crime that Pyrrhos was certainly not guilty of when speaking of the ancients.

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    ...
    If by "here" you mean...
    ...
    By "here" I mean behind you:
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    And by the way your response reads like something Ivanka Trump would have thought.

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Ok guys, this is not fun anymore and seems more like a kids quarrel than any other thing x)

    Let's stop with that please!

    Roma_Victrix how about you put here some more images about the Agema Phalangitai besides the ones that you already placed? It's always nice to see them

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by paleologos View Post
    By "here" I mean behind you:
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    Nice bird, tough guy. Did you spend all day making this for a DeviantArt submission? How cute.

    I'll one up you there, Grim Reaper, with my official announcement that Pinhead from Hellraiser has joined the side of the Agema Phalangitai, to fight heretics and poltergeists such as yourself foolishly trying to claw your way out of Hell after vaporization.



    They're demons to some, angels to others, but honorary Agema Phalangitai to me as far as I'm concerned, for their services rendered.

    And by the way your response reads like something Ivanka Trump would have thought.
    ...it does? That's a random thought of yours as far as random thoughts go, steering this conversation into the topic of the inner thoughts of Ivanka Trump. Might as well join in and be a weirdo too, by claiming that you sound like Donald Trump Jr. or worse, Eric.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lusitanio View Post
    Ok guys, this is not fun anymore and seems more like a kids quarrel than any other thing x)

    Let's stop with that please!

    Roma_Victrix how about you put here some more images about the Agema Phalangitai besides the ones that you already placed? It's always nice to see them
    I would, but I'm playing a Koinon Hellenon campaign at the moment, and they don't have any Agema Phalangitai, only Deuteroi Phalangitai.

    My mission has basically succeeded, though, because Paleologos refuses to believe it but doesn't yet realize that he's already in hell, forced out of spite to return to this thread day after day while sitting in his mom's basement and stewing over what I'm going to write next, not realizing this has been going on for 85 years now and will last for the rest of eternity. Just an endless loop of amnesia, forgetting how much time has truly passed while sitting at his computer and being angry that he'll never be as good...as Agema Phalangitai.


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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    ...
    I'll one up you there, Grim Reaper, with my official announcement that Pinhead from Hellraiser...
    Why would anyone even begin to think they one up me with my nephew: Pinhead does call me uncle, in time so will you.


    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    They're demons to some, angels to others, but honorary Agema Phalangitai to me as far as I'm concerned, for their services rendered.
    As I was never intolerant to banalities I allow that but it is a banality and if that's causing you backside pains you can try applying some aloe vera cream.


    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    If by "here" you mean in Hell...
    No it doesn't, Ivanka tried the same maneuver:



    Not so random hei?
    But I guess you didn't know the meaning of hell, the very mindset that plagues M2TW 3D model worshipers.
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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Look away those who can't stomach the awesomeness of it, because right here I have some risque, sexy, naughty poses made by the Agema Phalangitai as they prepare to mount and dominate and break and destroy their enemies with HUGE long...sarrissa pikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Look away those who can't stomach the awesomeness of it, because right here I have some risque, sexy, naughty poses made by the Agema Phalangitai as they prepare to mount and dominate and break and destroy their enemies with HUGE long...sarrissa pikes.

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    Thats not Epeiros Agema you heathen! Grab the torches!

    We will either find a way, or make one.


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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jervaj View Post
    Thats not Epeiros Agema you heathen! Grab the torches!
    I was hoping somebody would notice! You guys really are paying attention to my thread! I feel as though my life mission is complete. Guess I'll go to hell now by tossing myself over the bridge of death for kamikaze pwning myself. Bye!


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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    What about our naked boys that live in the forest and swing around their swords.
    炸鸡

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Nice pics!

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    ...
    I feel as though my life mission is complete.
    Guess I'll go to hell now by tossing myself over the bridge of death for kamikaze pwning myself.
    ...
    Good riddance.



    Quote Originally Posted by BroskiDerpman View Post
    What about our naked boys that live in the forest and swing around their swords.
    You hippie lover you....
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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    I won't disagree* because that is forbidden.

    So, you are wrong. Roman troops are bestest because Rome!

    * disagree and wrong are spelled almost completely different. They only share the letter r and that's not enough to trigger the prohibition.

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by BroskiDerpman View Post
    What about our naked boys that live in the forest and swing around their swords.
    The Germanic tribes are seething with anger at this comment, but the Romans are enjoying it.

    Quote Originally Posted by paleologos View Post
    Nice pics!


    Good riddance.




    You hippie lover you....
    I sacrificed myself for the father, the son, and the holy Agema Phalangitai from Epeiros.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmy View Post
    I won't disagree* because that is forbidden.

    So, you are wrong. Roman troops are bestest because Rome!

    * disagree and wrong are spelled almost completely different. They only share the letter r and that's not enough to trigger the prohibition.
    If I hadn't cast myself into Hell just a moment ago I would SO vaporize your entire body right now. Will someone rid me of this meddlesome priest/forum poster?

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Neener neener.

    The devs done messed up. Big time. Twice.

    First, they made an installer for the Steam version of TW:M2.
    Second, they let me find out about it.

    So, in the immortal words of Nelson Muntz
    "HA! HA!"

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    So i have been made aware of this thread.

    Than i bring glorious news that in the newest patch that the pristine, elite and glorious Agema Phalangitai Epirus can be recruited with much more ease in Epirus federelization reform.

    Sure the lack of new colony means you are unusually lacking of thorakitai and phalangitai for greek faction but who cares about that when you can make an army of Epirus Agema Phalangitai

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    I am but a simple Pilgrim passing through the Grand Temple of the Epieiros Agema Phalngitai, dedicated to the most beloved of the Aiakidai but I will leave my offerings all the same.

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    To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
    - Sun Tzu



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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Trolling/historical meming intensifiesno offense. A bit of mischief from servant of Boii in your Holy Temple.

    Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethren.
    In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Toutatis that will be made legend.
    Thought it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries in Delminion...it was Toutatis messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic succesors Agema Phalangitai.
    And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?
    It is Gaisoualos.
    There is no meaning, no purpose, but Helvetii phalanx !
    We murder. We kill.
    It is mindless savagery. This Χερσόνησος τοῦ Αἵμουi is MINDLESS.
    In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent. Guilty. Strong and weak. Honest and deceitful. ALL of them.
    They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that the mighty Gaisoualos may revel in their bloodshed.
    And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty...we shall at long last be FREE!
    Blood for the Toutatis !
    Skulls for the Gaisoualos!
    LET THE Χερσόνησος τοῦ Αἵμου BUUURN!

    [IMG]file:///C:/Users/user/Desktop/Info/EB2_Helvetii_Phalanx.png[/IMG]

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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by eyelurker View Post
    So i have been made aware of this thread.

    Than i bring glorious news that in the newest patch that the pristine, elite and glorious Agema Phalangitai Epirus can be recruited with much more ease in Epirus federelization reform.

    Sure the lack of new colony means you are unusually lacking of thorakitai and phalangitai for greek faction but who cares about that when you can make an army of Epirus Agema Phalangitai
    That sounds AWESOME! I do love me some Thorakitai and regular phalangitai, though, which you'll be able to recruit elsewhere anyway as Epeiros. More Epirus Agema Phalangitai is exactly what the world needs, though, and this is a welcome development indeed.

    Quote Originally Posted by realm56 View Post
    I am but a simple Pilgrim passing through the Grand Temple of the Epieiros Agema Phalngitai, dedicated to the most beloved of the Aiakidai but I will leave my offerings all the same.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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    I'm going to need a cigarette after viewing this true magnificence in picture form!

    This is indeed a magnificent tribute, worthy of praise. Congratulations! You have now been made an honorary citizen of the Epeiros Federation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartocos Leukonovich View Post
    Trolling/historical meming intensifiesno offense. A bit of mischief from servant of Boii in your Holy Temple.

    [FONT="]Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethren.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Toutatis that will be made legend.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]Thought it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries in Delminion...it was Toutatis messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic succesors Agema Phalangitai.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?[/FONT]
    [FONT="]It is Gaisoualos.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]There is no meaning, no purpose, but Helvetii phalanx ![/FONT]
    [FONT="]We murder. We kill.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]It is mindless savagery. This Χερσόνησος τοῦ Αἵμουi is MINDLESS.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent. Guilty. Strong and weak. Honest and deceitful. ALL of them.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that the mighty Gaisoualos may revel in their bloodshed.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty...we shall at long last be FREE![/FONT]
    [FONT="]Blood for the Toutatis ![/FONT]
    [FONT="]Skulls for the Gaisoualos![/FONT]
    LET THE Χερσόνησος τοῦ Αἵμου BUUURN!

    [IMG]file:///C:/Users/user/Desktop/Info/EB2_Helvetii_Phalanx.png[/IMG]
    Gaisoualos are actually pretty cool, but you have violated the terms of this thread and therefore you have been VAPORIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    That sounds AWESOME! I do love me some Thorakitai and regular phalangitai, though, which you'll be able to recruit elsewhere anyway as Epeiros. More Epirus Agema Phalangitai is exactly what the world needs, though, and this is a welcome development indeed.



    I'm going to need a cigarette after viewing this true magnificence in picture form!

    This is indeed a magnificent tribute, worthy of praise. Congratulations! You have now been made an honorary citizen of the Epeiros Federation.



    Gaisoualos are actually pretty cool, but you have violated the terms of this thread and therefore you have been VAPORIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    yes yes, Epeiros is gangsta, until SPQR shows up in 167 B.C Below is reminder what happens to those who dare to defy Aquila.




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    Default Re: Agema Phalangitai for Epeiros is the best looking unit in the game, and you're not allowed to disagree in this thread. That's right. I said NO.

    Screeching Women are hot and I have a picture of them underneath my pillow

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