This was a great one CG! I especially liked your final line, and the fact that you forgot to open the brackets before your last formatting choice. That was the cherry on top
And to you Derc...
I am of course not playing it on easy. I can't remember which difficulty I set, but it was medium or hard (but certainly not very hard). I may be new to the franchise, but I ain't no baby!
P.s. (to CookieGod) rep will be coming forthwith as soon as my abilities are back up.