Hey wait you weren't supposed to notice that! Also nothing escapes the Danish inquisition
That's the fastest 180 turn I've ever seen.
"Yeah we'll join your empire"
*5 minutes later*
"I've changed my mind, can I return this Imperial business. I still got the receipt." (Though I don't think Ammatas really thought it through)
Loved the Asterix and Obelix reference, thanks Attila TW. Now only an in-game event involving a druid on a quest to find some mistletoe. No idea what that might be for.
This'll be one last big update.
Attila
The Last Roman
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Your puns and historically references have been noticed. That's ok, but referencing personal times from a Hotseat long ago? That was quite a burn.
He did only notice it after I told him about it. Don't tell anyone. Cookie's gotten old.
Well, you could at least say that the people of late antiquity were allowed to experience the sensation of online shopping on their own.
Loved Asterix & Obelix too. At least the old comics. I miss them sometimes. These comics are the very essence of childhood, together with Tintin. Love you Belgian guys for that comic alone.
There is. There totally is. It is the story of us; of humanity itself.Originally Posted by Turk, in his review
You know, it's just the usual questions: "Where do we come from? What is what makes what we are? Why is humanity like that?".
Well, to find out these answers we have to go back in time, and we will then find out that the answer lies in no specific period or place, but in history itself. And it's devastating.
History is like a mirror of humanity, and the more I've seen of it, the more detached I became. I'm disgusted and fascinated by humanity at the same time. It is incredible to see what we did and what we achieved, but at the same time it's humiliating to see just how we did it, and how we dare to put ourselves above everything else, just because we can.
We can learn so much about ourselves by just looking at our history, and every oh so little detail in all these countless years shaped the world we live in now, and set out the path we are taking. If we follow that part is another matter entirely, and however we decide will go down in history too.
That was quite a job, guys. A little fun thing: I heard some music during the writing, and one track somehow fits the ambience of the campaign really well.
Although I don't like Ass(assins) Creed, I have to admit this track truly delivers a fitting Italian atmosphere. Go, reread one chapter with it playing, and with a good wine perhaps.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Some not so cool news:
I will take a longer pause from this. I've ran out of pre-written drafts. The joy in doing this has also vanished. It started to feel more like additional work than a hobby. This should never happen.
The Last Roman was not ready when I began publishing it. Most updates were written just in time. It was so because I wanted to madly post TLR in December, for personal reasons. It was a test. A little fight against fate, and I got my answer. History repeats itself, and the influence you have on it can barely be controlled. It was nevertheless a valuable teaching, and an extraordinary experience.
There are still a lot of great and weird campaigns I want to show. But it's good for now. It's good. I am satisfied, and I hope you are too.
What better moment to pause than after Turk's great review?
Fun thing: Taking a pause fits nicely for the next campaign, as it will be set far away in the future and, given the nature of the campaign, will be very long. Oh, it is the very essence of history.
Did I make you hot? Well, too bad.
And into eternity, brothers, hail andfarewelluntil next time. 👋
He did it! The absolute mad-lad did it! A great ending to a wonderful campaign!
As with many comics, I find that the older ones resonate with me much better than the new (though nostalgia might be a large part of that), and it is true Belgium has a great number of famous cartoonists. At home I have a lot of Tintin (or Kuifje as we call him in Flanders; my French is absolutely dreadful so I do all my reading in either Dutch or English ) and other comics, my father is a collector of some sort, so I too grew up reading a lot of comics. It's been a long time since I revisited any of them.Originally Posted by Derc
That is an interesting way to look at it. Hadn't really thought about it in that way.Originally Posted by Derc
I've had the same happen to me with my AAR, I lost the will to write for it and it felt more like a job than a hobby and after taking a break of a couple months I felt energized and ready to continue the story. Hopefully it'll help you too find the joy again to write for this project. Enjoy your well-earned break!
Yes, that was a nicely Asterix and Obelix moment in the previous chapter!
A damn interesting scenario, indeed, and I enjoyed your exploration of what might have been. Having enjoyed your tale of Belisarius, I'm really looking forward to trying this campaign.
You've got me wondering what your next campaign will be ... 'far in the future', a 'very long campaign' and the 'very essence of history', I look forward to finding out.
That's a great final update, and I was particularly moved by your thoughts on history and humanity. It is indeed a cold bath to really look at the things we've done to one another (and continue to do), but it is also interesting to see how much we improve with each "unthinkable" deed. Somehow we seems to always be horrid to each other, but over the centuries the ways we are horrid appear to become less and less brutal, which is heartening in a small way.
To your alternate history ideas, I think you are spot on. I can't imagine a re-established Western Rome lasting terribly long, and it would definitely start to butt heads with the Eastern half. If for no other reason, Western Rome would try to edge in on trade routes, and that would almost certainly lead to small conflicts that would lump together into all-out war. And then I imagine that the two empires would spend each other's strength, and when the time came, the Muslims out of Arabia would still conquer all that they did, the great empires of Europe would collapse as they did, and there would be a period of darkness where once there was light, and the only learning and progress would be in the Muslim Caliphates, as actually happened. Your story would change some timelines, but the shape of history would snap back to its lines readily enough. I think that is the big thing in a lot of these "alternate" history stories: We might change the course of the river, but it will still flow, going the same general direction, and without any chance for us to truly dam it. I think history is just so much more than individual events, but is built of moods and sentiments that are deeper and broader than anything that can be displaced or changed via a single battle, war, or even empire. Just my thoughts though.
You should definitely take a break if you need one, as it's important to do this cause you genuinely want to, but I don't think I'm alone when I say that I hope it is just a break! Your stories are just so much fun, and do a great job of mixing dark comedy, interesting commentary, and beautiful screenshots, and I can't wait for the next campaign to start up!
P.s. As always, I can't rep you, cause I am always rep-blocked, but as soon as I can, you get it!
- Guess what. We're both old. You're going down with me.
Proof that you're old? You didn't format your list as list. Atrocious. Spoiler for next campaign:- XOXO HDGDL XAXAXAXA
- Eh... . That's a chance missed. Had no interesting screens and it was also just a 'swoop in, go out' situation.
- Not in every one of them
Haha. Thanks.
Do it the next time you have holiday. It'll be a day well spent.
One needs to hold in from time to time, and simply give it a rest. If more people would do that, a lot of problems would solve by itself. Humanity tends to lose track too often.
Spoiler for next campaign:
Haha, oh boy, only on paper.
Well, I don't know. There is a chance that the Roman Empire completely failed to defend against the Muslim invasion, but there's also a good chance it would have survived it, given the situation. Africa would most likely have been lost, perhaps Spain and Sicily and parts of France too. There might have been a chance where the two Roman Empires worked together in order to stop the invasion, but as soon as that thread would have been dealt with, relations would have faltered again.
I can full well imagine a Western Roman Empire that survived centuries to come, at one point saying: "Screw it! If we can't go east, we'll go west", thus discovering a nice little land at the other side of the ocean. Highly unlikely, yeah, but oh well, so many scenarios have been unlikely and still happened. It's still a nice scenario to imagine.
A long time ago I drafted out a concept of something called 'The Crimson Empire'. It was a set of small stories, depicting just these scenarios. What would've happened, if the Western Roman Empire would have been reborn by Belisarius, out of betrayal? How could it have survived through the ages, eventually having to deal with Islam, the Vikings, and perhaps much later Great Britain? A Western Roman Empire discovering America, going through the age of Revolution, industrializing, going through the world wars into the cybernetic future. A funny, yet dumb concept, and just the fantasy play of a little boy.
It was funny when CA, many years later, delivered the 'The Last Roman' campaign, and this long lost concept became somewhat of a unofficial predecesor to DPTWH.
It's silly. As soon as I accomplish a campaign, CA spits out another. Just added Three Kingdoms - Mandate to Heaven in the opening banner.
You can have a fine whisky on me instead. Cheers!
Gunpowder, eh? Cool!
So Derc, I am now ready for your next shenanigan. Odds are, you are not allowed to work right now anyway, so entertain us!
But more seriously, you obviously continue your hiatus if you still need a creative break, but I believe I can speak for everyone (except perhaps Cook) when I say we'd love to see the continuation!
Glad you ask Kilo, and really happy seeing someone care for this. I really am.
Little problem: I admit I've been, and still am, quite busy. I've been online only to spam around every now and then. If history teaches one thing then it is that you need to adapt all the time. Adapt or die. Nothing holds more true at this very moment. We should only look back to learn from history. Atm we need to look at the present. What is happening just now is pure history itself. The 20s, although having just started, have already be defined. What is happening now will keep us busy for the rest of the decade, and, I guarantee it, even tough we will never see it, people 100 years from now will remember it all. In 2120 they will joke that the curse of the 20's may repeat itself once again (just like the curse of Belisarius repeated itself btw, lol).
I work in E-Commerce. I also have the luck to work in an awesome company. Crazy things are happening right now, and E-Commerce is nowhere as stable as you would imagine, but it will definitely be the future. I am one of the happy ones to be quite busy right now.
I hope everyone of you will be well after all of this. Currently is not the time, but I have a lot of awesome in petto. It all requires more time, but if it is anything the current year tells us, then it is that time itself will solve it all. Hasn't this AAR explained it already? Hasn't history done so already?
You want your little dosis of history and TW? Well, ok. Here, have it:
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No worries. I have always cared for this, but in your last update you said you were taking a hiatus, so I didn't want to pester you until a fair amount of time had passed But I will be glad when you get back to it!
Well, it's good you still have stuff to do. To be honest, I kind of wish I would be forced out of work for a few weeks. Doing the PhD is obviously something that can be done from home, so I am still muddling away with my work, but I could use a couple weeks without that.
Well, I will be eagerly awaiting the return of Derc!
Thanks for the links. It is indeed a cool song, and the story to go with it is fitting (and ridiculous). Thanks again!
I'd say a lot of people care for this, I for one (or I wouldn't have written a review for it ). I agree with Kilo, a great piece of history, showcasing the irony of life. It made me chuckle, so thanks for that.
I too will be awaiting the return of the illustrious Derc!
Hope you guys stay well as well.
Derc king stands alone
... Not alone!
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Even though Belisarius did his best to rekindle the flame of Rome, the old ages came to an end. Time passed, and over the course of over a thousand years the world has become a very different place. A place that now looks to outshine the glory from these old days so much more.
Anno Domini 1778.
Throughout history few have been able to control the destiny of their fellow men.
Some had potential, but decided not to use it.
Some had potential, but fate played against them.
Many had no potential at all.
But there were a few. Some that had the luck and the ambition to stand above all the others, and the fire to change the world.
Sometimes a thousand men makes no difference at all, while a single man in the right or wrong place can make all the difference.
May a man named Napoleon Bonaparte be such a man?
The circumstances looked promising, but only time and his abilities would tell.
Some men live their life under the shades of their olive trees, in their simple, comfortable world.
Some other men are not so lucky. Or they decide against it.
Napoleon was the latter. The comfortable zone is a pleasant one, but hardly anything grows there.
Napoleon had to leave it; was forced to leave it.
And such this is the tale of a little boy that left the shades of the olive trees behind to become the most influental man of an entire era.
An era that was then named after him.
Total War: Napoleon
Napoleon's Campaign
France
Starring: Too many
So I'm back. Somewhat. Indeed, just like this AAR suggests, time passed and things have changed. I'm pretty sure we all changed since the last update. And yet we are the same.
That's the single best sentence one could deliver. Thanks. :,)
Hope y'all are doing fine. How's it going?
Eek! Here I am again! Get in zhe bunker!
Ridiculousness is what describes the world.
If life gives you lemons, chuckle. Still grateful for your review. Awesome thing.
For illustrious men have the whole world for their tomb
We're all together in this
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Napoleon - Napoleon's Campaigns
Table of Contents
- #0: Start
- #1: (1778 - 1793 CE) "Liberty, equality, fraternity"
- #2: (Early April 1796 - Late September 1797 CE) "In politics, absurdity is not a handicap"
- #3: (Early June 1798 - Early March 1799 CE) "First feelings are always the most natural"
- #4: (Early March 1799 - Late January 1800 CE) "Mad, is he? Then I hope that he will bite some of my other generals!"
- #5: (Early January 1805 - Early March 1805 CE) "History repeats itself because no one was listening the first time"
- #6: (Early March 1805 - Early August 1805 CE) "The best way to keep one's word is not to give it"
- #7: (Early August 1805 - Late December 1805 CE) "Close combat, man to man, is plainly to be regarded as the real basis of combat"
- #8: (Late December 1805 - Late May 1806 CE) "Strongest minds are often those whom the noisy world hears last"
- #9: (Late June 1806 - Early December 1806 CE) "History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind"
- #10: (Early January 1807 - Late August 1807 CE) "Imagination rules the world"
- #11 (Bonus): (18th of June 1815) "The final argument of kings"
Overall Campaign Ambience
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Napoleon: Total War
Napoleon's Campaigns
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We have a new format which is called 'Weekly Dose of ...'. This is a little addition that provides some detached content fitting the AAR's theme for the sake of humor, immersion, or just to have a good time. Only a few selected campaigns will have it.
The name also gives a hint about the upload schedule, even though I can never say for certain when I will update something.
Don't forget, this Thursday marks the 205th anniversary of Waterloo!Started just in the right time to remind you of it.
Come on! Only 1242 years have passed between the end of the last campaign and the start of this one.
Napoleon approvesOriginally Posted by Cookiegod
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HON HON HON, looks like Meat/frog leg is back on the menu boys! I stopped playing it myself after my game crashed in the decisive moment of the decisive battle (I have a screenshot somewhere), so I uninstalled after that. Looking forward to seeing you push the engine to greater glory, gore and glitches!
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
The weaving together of actual history with the story-telling of the campaign (including its odd quirks, such as having to auto-resolve at one point) is done with great élan. No doubt, this confident young Corsican's desire for command of any army will soon be satisfied. The Weekly Dose is a cool idea; I imagine you could also have fun with Napoleon quotes in writing about this campaign.