2018/19 Transfer Thread

[Halie Satanus]

F F F F F FFFFS..

F..... Palace...

Emery is starting to worry me, it's almost as if he wants to prove the pile of dog dirt we have in the squad can win if they just do what he wants. All a bit too familiar...

@Ybbon, yeh a bit of house cleaning is needed around here.

[Ybbon]

3-0 at halftime, November was delayed until April, but this collapse is all too familiar.

[pannonian]

Lower division football just doesn't satisfy me any more. I enjoy the bells and whistles of the Premier League.

[Dude with the Food]

Brilliant season if you're in it for the bells and whistles tbf. Painful as a United fan but hopefully some of our glaring issues finally get some attention. Hopefully we can get something from Chelsea because as much as I'm not optimistic, I can't see Chelsea fans being either. Crazy to watch four teams in the running for 3rd and all looking like they'd rather finish 6th.

[pannonian]

Brilliant season if you're in it for the bells and whistles tbf. Painful as a United fan but hopefully some of our glaring issues finally get some attention. Hopefully we can get something from Chelsea because as much as I'm not optimistic, I can't see Chelsea fans being either. Crazy to watch four teams in the running for 3rd and all looking like they'd rather finish 6th.

I'm enjoying this season because we're currently top of the league.

[Dude with the Food]

Oh, there's a "we". And its that one.

Tbf, that's as decent a reason as any to enjoy the season.

[Noble Savage]

Well done to Norwich and the Blades . Would of preferred Ipswich and Leeds though

An exciting finish to the EPL season , I'm really hoping City don't blow it like the Lily Whites did . Shame Fulham went down . Craven Cottage is such a unique place to go .

Can't wait for the 19/20 thread to start now .

[pannonian]

Well done to Norwich and the Blades . Would of preferred Ipswich and Leeds though

An exciting finish to the EPL season , I'm really hoping City don't blow it like the Lily Whites did . Shame Fulham went down . Craven Cottage is such a unique place to go .

Can't wait for the 19/20 thread to start now .

Talking about exciting finishes to the season, have you heard about what happened at Elland Road? Context: Leeds need to win to retain any chance of auto promotion, and Villa had previously put the ball out for a Leeds injury despite attacking. Also, El Ghazi's assault on Bamford that resulted in red for El Ghazi.

[Halie Satanus]

Talking about .....

On first look it seemed like poor sportsmanship. On a second viewing the Villa player threw himself to the floor like an idiot after miss timing a tackle, he wasn't fouled. El Ghazi doesn't touch Bamford, that card will/should be rescinded.

Just want this season done now so Emery can start clearing out the deadwood and useless.

[pannonian]

On first look it seemed like poor sportsmanship. On a second viewing the Villa player threw himself to the floor like an idiot after miss timing a tackle, he wasn't fouled. El Ghazi doesn't touch Bamford, that card will/should be rescinded.

Just want this season done now so Emery can start clearing out the deadwood and useless.

Though we’re constantly regaled with tales of drama in the battle for the top four, the reality is more prosaic: these teams are football’s bar-room scrappers, demanding their mates hold them back before windmilling pathetically from a safe distance.

Accurate?

[pannonian]

Also, if you ever fantasise about playing professional football during a five a side, have a look at this for an example of the standards required. This man plays for England.

[pannonian]

2-2 against by far the worst team in the division, who are down to 10 men. You have a penalty. What's the result?

We are mushrooms. Nous sommes les champignons.