The catchphrase game

[Aexodus]

Support stand?

[Halie Satanus]

Nope...

[makanyane]

Gallows Humour

[Halie Satanus]

Yep...

[Muizer]

Well....that was a bit of a stretch.....

[Halie Satanus]

Well, anyone with a messiah complex would recognise a gallows bracket when they saw one...

[makanyane]

Well....that was a bit of a stretch.....

...that's horrible! Do we need a 'punniest reply' competition?



The following demonstration of lack of inspiration is why I really didn't want this back!

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[Halie Satanus]

Don't scaramangable your eggs before the count has hatched his birds in the hand..

My pun game is on point...

[makanyane]

I think that includes enough of the relevant words/themes to declare you've won, again...

...and actually, let's scrap the pun competition idea!

[Halie Satanus]

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Dear guys.

All the best

Doris.

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[Muizer]

Uh 'sign on the dotted' line? (getting desperate)

[Halie Satanus]

Nope..

[makanyane]

I just want to say
"So long, and thanks for all the fish"

I don't think it's the answer I just want to say it

[Halie Satanus]

Haha..

Nope..

And yet...... I don't know if you have it or not...

[Muizer]

short notice periods? No? I give up :/

[Halie Satanus]

Aye...

All she wrote..

Someone else have a turn (please)....

[Paggers]

Well, if no-one else wants to do it, ill partially recycle a previous one

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It

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[makanyane]

First bit looks like it should be
"Keep it...

but can't get the rest!

[Paggers]

First bit looks like it should be
"Keep it...

but can't get the rest!

You're correct with the first part.

Second part is a homophobe.

[makanyane]

Second part is a homophobe.

Googling that was slightly more confusing than I expected!

I assume you meant 'homophone' - still haven't got it though...