The congregation of Danish Minks has decided, with heavy hearts, that the human population of Denmark has to be put out of their misery. "Humans have been shown to transfer COVID-19 onto minks and the human population serves as a huge reservoir for mutations", a spokesmink told the newspaper Minkens Nyheter. "We know this sounds harsh, but it is necessary to save minkind."
The association of Chinese Bats has already commended this difficult but brave step.