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    The congregation of Danish Minks has decided, with heavy hearts, that the human population of Denmark has to be put out of their misery. "Humans have been shown to transfer COVID-19 onto minks and the human population serves as a huge reservoir for mutations", a spokesmink told the newspaper Minkens Nyheter. "We know this sounds harsh, but it is necessary to save minkind."

    The association of Chinese Bats has already commended this difficult but brave step.
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    I'm surprised I didn't hear that point of view before.

    Related to this (slightly), very interesting the last last week tonight report about the covid: humans, stop kissing pigs at fairs, stop visiting caves where bats on your heads.

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    When I was young, I had a pet budgie called "Bubi" (pronounced: booby). My grandparents were parrot breeders, so I got Bubi fresh out of the egg (once he had enough feathers). Bubi and I got very close. He would even crawl into my mouth. He would also swallow my saliva (because he thought I was his mother; that's how budgie parents feed their young).

    TLDR: I caused corona.

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    And soon the weakened humans will bow before the Avian Alliance. All hail the Phoenix. All hail the Melon Cat.
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    next pandemic will be t-virus ��

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    Didn't we have already the T-Virus this January in the US?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoRun View Post
    next pandemic will be t-virus ��
    Is that before or after the meteor that brings alien dinosaurs?
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    t-virus plus aliens

    Here we are



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    Quote Originally Posted by AoRun View Post
    next pandemic will be t-virus
    Roughly tested vaccines and stuff make a perfect setting already. I expect a video game or a movie about 'Corona vac cure gone wrong' in less than 10 years.


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    Didn't we have already the T-Virus this January in the US?
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    This is just your average American hillbilly - with the exception of actually having had the chance to things up.
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    And the exception that he'll face consequences for his and his friend's idiocy.

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    Meh. That was only 50% Murican. Should've tarred and feathered officials as well.

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    I've always supported an expansion on America's far to lenient tar and feathering policy.

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    t-virus and g-virus will start in russia? ��

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    Whatever. I'm ready for any kind of them, wherever they come from...

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    And where is the wine and beer bottles? Behind the toilet paper?^^
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    Lifth, you can replace paper with hands, but you cannot drink your hands!
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    But you can make puffy vodka out of used toilet paper.
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    zombies incoming ��

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    Damned! You got me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Adrian View Post
    But you can make puffy vodka out of used toilet paper.
    Especially if you're using used potato peels as toilet paper.

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