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[Septentrionalis]

Wow, it amazes me to see that so many here do not have enough attention span to read any message longer than one sentence.

[Turkafinwë]

Reading is hard

[AoRun]

reading is fun sometimes. But I am too lazy to read

[AoRun]

What do you do in weekends?

[Turkafinwë]

Game and lament what it was like to get out there like we did in the before times

[Lifthrasir]

Wow, it amazes me to see that so many here do not have enough attention span to read any message longer than one sentence.

I've lost my glasses.

I was quite aware of that. The German part is not much more charming.

Double the crime, double the time. We'll behead Iskar once, sow his head back on and do it all over again.

I'm bringing the glue

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[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I was quite aware of that. The German part is not much more charming.

But Scheisskopf is no real insult anyone would use, except perhaps in Walldorfkindergarden, where you dance this as insult.^^

[Cookiegod]

But Scheisskopf is no real insult anyone would use, except perhaps in Walldorfkindergarden, where you dance this as insult.^^

I don't know... I feel the Downstreamrhinelander is very strong in that word. Just imagine it being said in Kölsch

EDIT: No wait you're from the downstream Rhineland too right?! In which case my racist presumptions are crushed.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I guess he would use 'dau Hel' instead of 'Scheisskopf'.^^

[Turkafinwë]

I'm going to report all of you for offensive language. It hurts my tiny whiny heart. God what this thread has gone to

[Akar]

poo poo pee pee i hurt turkafinwe's fee fee

[Derc]

Germans are hijacking the thread again. Chase 'em all out.

[mishkin]

What do you do in weekends?

in the mornings I take the car and drive down the highway looking for some pretty hitchhiker. cant say here what I do in the afternoons.

[Iskar]

I don't know... I feel the Downstreamrhinelander is very strong in that word. Just imagine it being said in Kölsch

EDIT: No wait you're from the downstream Rhineland too right?! In which case my racist presumptions are crushed.

I thought Morticia said something about Mosel-franconian which would be middle-rhenish? I am not strictly speaking lower-rhenish either (northern most extent of middle-franconian).

I guess he would use 'dau Hel' instead of 'Scheisskopf'.^^

Blötschkopp or fiese Möpp would probably be fitting, Drisskopp the most faithful translation.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

'Fiese Moep' is what my spouse is using, coming from Aix-la-Chapelle.^^

[Sir Adrian]

I'm going to report all of you for offensive language. It hurts my tiny whiny heart. God what this thread has gone to

Shall we beat all these meanies with bags of raw sewage?

[Turkafinwë]

Splendid idea. You'll get the bags and I'll get the best waste you've ever seen. Don't ask me what I had to do to get it.

[Cookiegod]

I thought Morticia said something about Mosel-franconian which would be middle-rhenish? I am not strictly speaking lower-rhenish either (northern most extent of middle-franconian).

It's all downstream from me. Don't mean to brag but my town was slandered on national German television as the one with the most hideous dialect. To make the insult even worse they claimed we talked Swabian.

[Sir Adrian]

You said you were a Russian from Denmark working in Switzerland. Now you live in Germany? WHAT ARE YOU!!???

[Cookiegod]

A monster