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[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[AqD]

feed them, and turn them into patè

What would happen if Men start cooking orcs? They can't be worse than pork can they?

[Sir Adrian]

Who doesn't like a nice steak of meat mutated by the essence of evil every once in a while.

[makanyane]

With chips and some pepper sauce that sounds fine

[Flinn]

In my life I've eaten things worse than orcs.. like the first food my wife ever cooked, I think that there are still some chips of it running around my body that it couldn't process yet..

20 years have passed, orc meat in comparison is marsh mellows, believe me

[Sir Adrian]

Come now, how bad could it have been.

[Turkafinwë]

Was it maggoty bread bad?

[Flinn]

Come now, how bad could it have been.

you are not married, are you?

imagine the situation, she's a very cute girl, she loves you so much, she does everything with you... but she does not have any experience at all with cooking, nothing, zero, nichs, nisba, nada, niente.. you have a lovely weekend waiting for you.. but she decided to cook.. terrible terrible stuff, overcooked, burned, not even a troll would eat that.. but you had to, I mean, the lovely weekend is waiting you, nothing less is expected from an alpha male like you are...

you'll see the consequences 20 years after

[Turkafinwë]

A price was paid that day. A pretty face will fade but good cooking lasts forever

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Apropos Jenever:



Or as i call it:

"One beer and something to drink."

Helps also if some is burnt and overcooked, as its paralyzing the stomach.

[Flinn]

A price was paid that day. A pretty face will fade but good cooking lasts forever

my new motto is

"pick a woman that will cook for you, because you'll get bored of sex, but you'll never get bored of eating"

yes I know this is terribly sexist, but it's a joke, so please you ladies don't stone me

@ Morticia; with what that is made? berries?

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Jenever/Genever is made from juniper berries, but this special one additionally from black currants.^^

Edit:

Why stone you Flinn?

Women don't want men too, who can't cook and only want to move from Hotel Mama to Hotel Mo.

[Flinn]

lol that not must be the easiest drink to digest

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Apropos Men and Women:

Men's Flu:

^^

[Sir Adrian]

Man flu is actually an evolutionary mechanism.

[Flinn]

You meant d-evolutionary, I'm sure

Edit:

Why stone you Flinn?

Women don't want men too, who can't cook and only want to move from Hotel Mama to Hotel Mo.

I'm a great chef

[Akar]

that's either racist or sexist. either way im offended.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

You meant d-evolutionary, I'm sure



I'm a great chef

I know. At least one man, which wife could go in hospital without fearing he could burn down or flooding the house while cooking.

[mishkin]

that's either racist or sexist. either way im offended.

I feel offended AND insulted. Think I am going to have a really long conversation with the moderation overseers.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

that's either racist or sexist. either way im offended.