Its not genocide if its against birds, its fulfilling your civic duty.
Once again, birds are not people, Diamat. So it's not genocide. It's just a mass-culling.
You will try. But you will fail. Meloncat is on our side. We survived the first apocalypse and were reborn in the image of the Phoenix. We can easily survive humans.
Because He created us to serve his divine cause.
I refuse to believe until I hear it from the cat's mouth, Judas. The bird will be cast down into the lake of fire alongside the feline idols it holds aloft. Man will reign supreme.
@Caligula I love that we replied the same idea at the same time <3
What if I told you that Jesus was a bird? Mary gave birth to an egg. Rumors of the miraculous virgin-egg-birth quickly spread far and wide. 3 Mages were sent to investigate the rumors and honor the egg. Upon their arrival, Meloncat sent a beam of light from the heavens, causing the egg to hatch. Iesumat was born.
First of all, it's not a Mage its a Magi you illiterate apostate. Secondly, we all know that the Hebrew word for "virgin" is spelled almost identically to that of "young woman" and so when translated to the Greek this is an understandable, but nevertheless severe, mistake. Thirstly, if Mary (A well known and disreputable prostitute rumored to be riddled with syphilis and leprosy) birthed a bird (putting aside her need for a cloaca and this meaning Mary would also have to be a bird?!) it would be impossible for it to be a truly immaculate conception since birds are inherently sinful creatures. What other form would Diamat the Morningstar take when cast from heaven other than a bird? It has to be something with wings and angels and angel derivatives are right out. Begone apostate yest ye be cast into the lake of fire.
Though the truth confronts you, you cannot see, because your heart is hardened. The egg was placed inside her womb. She was indeed a virgin. Whatever the Greek biblical texts say does not matter, for they are not original accounts of what actually took place. Birds are the most pristine of all creatures, for they were created by the Holy Melon. When Lemoncat the Cunning destroyed the Phoenix, Meloncat shed a tear onto the Phoenix feather and then placed a drop from His Melon on top as well. From this was born all of birdkind, chosen by Meloncat to defend his cause and fight Lemoncat's mischief. So it is written in Avarius, our Sacred Text.
"牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")
"汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")
What if I told you...
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Love it when the forum double posts
I got pulled over by a female cop...When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she turned her back to me and said "Nothing"
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In America she would have just shot you for asking the question so I can tell that story is fake
If she's attractive enough, she can take a shot on the house.
Wow some actual activity here in the month and a half since I last posted. Everyone still alive? Cool.
I've been looking to do another like group writing "Building a World" type thing that we did in the CW forum a couple times over the years but don't want to do it here because it's a dead forum and for years has run like literal AIDS for me on any platform I'm using. Anyone know if there's some sort of sub for that on Reddit or elsewhere?
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You guys seen the "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us" event? 250k+ people are supposedly going to storm Area 51 and free all the poor little aliens.
Think about it though, I reckon this entire event is set up by the government.
Area 51 is in the middle of nowhere and they're planning on doing it at 3am. 250k people aren't going to show up at 3am, only the people who are most dedicated to finding out the truth will. Therefore, the government have set up this event in order to lure the most dedicated people out of hiding, so they can wipe out all of the dangerous dissidents in 1 fell swoop. Its a pretty dastardly plan.
It's pretty easy to storm the forbidden area. You can take a car, a Rancher preferably, and ram the gates. Before the FIB recovers from the surprise, you can grab the Rhino tank stationed there and wreak havoc upon the agents. Entering the interior is slightly harder, but nothing is impossible for a determined gangster holding a totally not overpowered minigun. Just make sure not to be obese or otherwise any attempt to infiltrate the military base will end in derision and embarrassment.