The Chat Thread (Read OP)

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · July 03, 2019, 09:20 AM

He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the white girls. Mashallah.

**Sir Adrian** · July 03, 2019, 01:58 PM

What's pumpkin spice and where can I get this magical powder.

**Akar** · July 03, 2019, 03:08 PM

Pumpkin spice is a flavor that is artificially created or naturally occurring in the anal glands of beavers that can be harvested when said glands are expressed. Thus, he who controls the beavers, controls the spice.

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · July 03, 2019, 03:09 PM

It is only for basic white girls. You can't have any.

Ah, so that explains why they all have Bieber Fever.

**Sir Adrian** · July 04, 2019, 06:20 AM

If I can't have any I am relegating you to the rank of Lu Bu.

**Bo1Bo1Sha3** · July 04, 2019, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Lord Oda Nobunaga

It is only for basic white girls. You can't have any.

Ah, so that explains why they all have Bieber Fever.

Whitey-white, so like no Romanians or Irish, has to be like German or French!

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · July 04, 2019, 01:23 PM

Anyone can be a basic White girl, so long as the GDP is high enough.

**Akar** · July 04, 2019, 02:38 PM

So long as the GDP is high enough and the melanin is low enough

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · July 05, 2019, 11:08 AM

Melanin is not that big of an obstacle. Just hang out at the hipster plaza long enough, or the outdoor boutique.

**AqD** · July 05, 2019, 01:24 PM

why I'm having more and more troubles understanding talk here...

**Akar** · July 05, 2019, 05:28 PM

The longer each Chat Thread(TM) goes on for the more abstract and banal the conversation gets. Eventually it's all unintelligible drivel and the mods have to shut it down and start a new one. This is known as the "Inevitable Heat Death of the Chat Thread" .

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · July 05, 2019, 06:16 PM

Or the more academic jargon "Oda makes

up to try and sound funny and see how much entertainment he can squeeze out of this thread".
Because Oda is too arrogant to just use Reddit or 4chan. No one knows for certain how long this will continue or if Oda will just disappear one day.
Due to newer studies scientists estimate that the answer is about 13.

**Akar** · July 05, 2019, 06:53 PM

I take offense to the notion that you can't

post both here and on reddit simultaneously. I think you're just being too restrictive with your thinking, my friend.

posting is where the

is, not on any specific forum. Perhaps one day you'll learn these secrets for yourself, padawan.

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · July 06, 2019, 05:06 PM

This here is slightly more sophisticated than

posting.

**Akar** · July 06, 2019, 05:31 PM

Its

all the way down brother, doesn't matter how you dig it.

**Commissar Caligula_** · July 06, 2019, 07:47 PM

smh my head. You guys don't appreciate the fine interplay of words and memes and stupidity that occurs within these hallowed walls.

**Diamat** · July 06, 2019, 07:57 PM

I vaguely remember browsing this thread last night, drunk, after a whole day of MTG Prerelease events... I thought I posted something. Must have been a dream.

**Akar** · July 06, 2019, 11:33 PM

I remember you posting a 10,000 word manifesto on your opinion of the "lesser races" as you put it. I also remember it being deleted. You've got a lot of balls showing your face around here again bub.