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[Ferdiad]

I think you gave me diarrhoea with that recipe.

[Diamat]

The mayo must have been bad. Or maybe you're lactose intolerant. Does milk make you fart?

[Ferdiad]

No, I'm allergic to hungarians.

[Diamat]

I thought you were Irish, not Austrian.

[AqD]

No, I'm allergic to hungarians.

There is no Hungarian in the receipt! We're not cannibals.

[Ferdiad]

Common mistake to make. It's probably the drinking.

[Akar]

Its usually the drinking

[Commissar Caligula_]

You've gotta go hard or go home. Drink till you're blind!

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

Also, mustard and mayo taste good together if mixed with eggs, thus making an egg salad. Try it. Mix in some relish, pickles, salt, pepper, and Hungarian paprika - and voila.

Mustard and mayo? Ehh, not really sure about that, but ketchup with mayo tastes good when mixed in the right proportions with some feeds (mostly meat of some kind).

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

That's if the housing market survives after you're elected. Sounds to me like it's about to crash.
Also, I'd be surprised if hostile Canadian forces got even a mile past the US border

The housing market in Canada? Cause we are downright ed and I blame China.

[Akar]

look guys i have been a patron of my local mcdonalds for the past several years (since i was a lad) and only ONCE have i ever gotten more than 10 mcnuggets in my 10 piece mcnugget. i feel like i have been wronged, like i am owed a mcnugget debt after my long years of patronage and avid endorsement. So i guess my question to you guys is thus; is my wrath justified or should i just go to the wendy's across the street instead?

It seems like McDonalds marketing saw this post as I appear to have been granted an extra nugget in my latest acquisition. Well played McDonalds, well played.

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[Commissar Caligula_]

It seems like McDonalds marketing saw this post as I appear to have been granted an extra nugget in my latest acquisition. Well played McDonalds, well played.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Maybe some ancient prophecy has been fulfilled?
"When Akar receives his 11th chicken nugg, [insert end of days event] shall come to pass."

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

They set you up. Played you like a fiddle. Gave you the bait etc.

[Inkie]

Will I ever learn to consume less alcohol? Yet another crazy night with excess amounts of alcohol consumed.

Yeah, funny that the first thing I always end up doing after waking up hungover is to drag myself to the PC and inevitably check TWC.

[Akar]

Maybe some ancient prophecy has been fulfilled?
"When Akar receives his 11th chicken nugg, [insert end of days event] shall come to pass."

well i suppose i should apologize in advance for any apocalypsies that take place as a result of my gluttony

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I'm sure that is a passage from the Bible.

[Akar]

yeah or at least from a dead sea scroll

[Cahoma]

Will you settle for some graffiti from Pompeii?

[Derpy Hooves]

I barely check TWC these days, unfortunately.

[PikeStance]

Yeah, funny that the first thing I always end up doing after waking up hungover is to drag myself to the PC and inevitably check TWC.

Oddly enough, I used to drag myself over to the TV and watch NASCAR. I love me some Dr. Jerry Punch. I do not know, there was something about the humming of the engines that was soothing for the head. This was really before the internet. Most people's homes had computers that did a great job collecting dust.