The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

You need to harvest her organs and sell them on the deep web.

[Ferdiad]

I'll accept no slander to my good name sirs. Meet me at the crack of dawn with sabres drawn.

[Aexodus]

You need to harvest her organs and sell them on the deep web.

First time I’ve read this thread in a while, and... carry on lads

[Derpy Hooves]

I'm back from Armenia, Georgia, and Azerbaijan. Now I have to study for my firefighter test this weekend

[Owlparrot3]

Anyway, i am on holiday for preparations, so my soon to be wife said to me "Why do you play these action games, let's play some peaceful games?"
I asked her "Why don't we play a dating simulator"
She said
"Yes"
So then i told her "There's this cool game called Doki Doki literature club"
She said "What's it about"
I showed her some screenshots of the first few minutes of the game
she said "Wow, a quiet little dating simulator, perfect"
.................
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My inner voice then asked me "mad orc, why are you so evil?"

[Sir Adrian]

Today is the 4th of July, the day when one of the greate unions to ever exist in the history of mankind was ratified into existence by a free body of peers and patriots.

So let us pay our homage to this great nation

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and the man who made it all possible

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[mishkin]

(Edit) Never mind. Be happy.

[Niles Crane]

No doubt you wrote some anti-American slur?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Damn decadent Muricans. I hate them all.

[AqD]

Now I have to study for my firefighter test this weekend

A Firefighter! Do you support the man-made global warming in order to increase the likelihood of fire accidents and thus increasing demand and respect of firefighters worldwide, in addition to a warm Siberia farmland, and extinction of thieving penguins and rapist seals?

[mishkin]

No doubt you wrote some anti-American slur?

You have a curious way of putting your questions.

[Owlparrot3]

Why is this thread suddenly so lonely?
Only two or three posters.

[mishkin]

Most of them have moved to the new site.

[AqD]

Most of them have moved to the new site.

where is the new site?!

[mishkin]

I was just joking with mad orc, I'm sorry.

[♔atthias♔]

Thanks Atthias. But i would prefer 'Child' rather than 'Children'.

why only one is two to much to handle for you

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

No doubt you wrote some anti-American slur?

I know I did.

Why is this thread suddenly so lonely?
Only two or three posters.

Because I wasn't here.

[Niles Crane]

You have a curious way of putting your questions.

It's a fairly common way of phrasing a question in English.

[AqD]

I was just joking with mad orc, I'm sorry.

Very disappointed. I was ready to switch allegiance to whoever the new site runner is!

Because I wasn't here.

Would you light yourself up, to warm up this place a little bit?

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I could try, at the very least.