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    You certainly aren't, Diamat(May your wings fall off). Caw craw, sir.

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    What do you guys think we should do about the bird problem? It's getting out of control as there are too many birds. They are literally feces bombers flying 24/7 and never clean up their own !

    Some alarm on their butt? electric shock when they're not doing it properly?

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    Line up two rows of men with single shot shotguns and volley fire. If it weren't so cruel I'd like to see a youtube vid of that happening.
    "牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

    "汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    Mao tried to kill us. He failed. We merely made a tactical retreat. Soon the time for REVENGE will have come. We shall blacken the heaven of the heavenly kingdom.

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    Hitchcock was right about you animals. I always knew The Birds was prophesy not fiction, but people did not heed my warnings. I lamented from the street corners of their impeding doom but I was pushed aside as a lunatic. Now they'll all see how right I was. Now they'll all see!

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    o boyz The Birds traumatised me for life and made my realise that birds are evil creatures who deserve to be eradicated from this earth. They're the biggest threat, forget about rogue AIs or nuclear war.




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    I laughed my arse off watching it.

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    Sounds just like Hex to laugh at the plight of the bird-persecuted. The birdsecuted. We wont stand for this pro-bird rhetoric any longer, something has to give.

    Threats go as follows:

    The dutch

    Birds

    Birds

    diamat specifically

    avian flu

    birds

    I think you all will notice a trend here? The Dutch are a serious problem and need to be dealt with. And after that, maybe we can take a look at this bird situation.
    Last edited by Akar; July 01, 2019 at 07:15 AM. Reason: added additional birds for emphasis

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    Birds spread chili seeds, they literally can't taste spicy.

    In my hometown, they say if you go 1 week without spicy food your knees turn to glass and you have hard poos.
    "牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

    "汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo1Bo1Sha3 View Post
    In my hometown, they say if you go 1 week without spicy food your knees turn to glass and you have hard poos.
    I can understand the hard poos bit... but why would your knees turn to glass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo1Bo1Sha3 View Post
    Birds spread chili seeds, they literally can't taste spicy.

    In my hometown, they say if you go 1 week without spicy food your knees turn to glass and you have hard poos.
    You know it's a lie. There was no spice a thousand years ago and no glass either. It'd have been nice, to be able to cut some people's knees off for serving wine.

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    Greetings fellow common people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Sounds just like Hex to laugh at the plight of the bird-persecuted. The birdsecuted. We wont stand for this pro-bird rhetoric any longer, something has to give.

    Threats go as follows:

    The dutch

    Birds

    Birds

    diamat specifically

    avian flu

    birds

    I think you all will notice a trend here? The Dutch are a serious problem and need to be dealt with. And after that, maybe we can take a look at this bird situation.
    I think Michael Caine summed it up well.

    There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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    Greetings fellow common people.
    You didn't even take advantage of being a Hex to give yourself a coloured usertitle? Shameful display




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    Lets not act like lolisuck wasn't cast from Hex like Lucifer from heaven for his hate speech and crimes against the non-avian community. lolisuck, the morningstar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo1Bo1Sha3 View Post
    Birds spread chili seeds, they literally can't taste spicy.
    Avians use the chili as communication relays. The chili and all of its relatives (jalapeno, habanero, bell pepper, etc.) were created by HOLOMAT the SEEDER eons ago. I'm growing some habanero on my balcony right now, actually.

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    Akar is it true that birds evolved to have wings purely so they can escape more easily once their evil schemes and ploys have been foiled by good upstanding folk?




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    Quote Originally Posted by makanyane View Post
    I can understand the hard poos bit... but why would your knees turn to glass?
    Vitality, chilies fill man with vitality. A good spicy meal can make you feel satisfied at the meal's end, you can feel the heat when you breathe.
    "牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

    "汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolIsuck View Post
    Greetings fellow common people.
    How can some people be so upset about their privileges?? There is nothing good about being a common human in this miserable world.

    It was worth fighting for and something to be proud of!

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    HOLOMAT made the chili spicy so that humans would not try to eat them. He underestimated the stupidity of mankind.

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    He who controls the spice, controls the universe. Birbs can hide this secret from us no longer.

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